There's been so many times someone called me "broski" and my face tensed up and I just realized "this is not a person I can respect"
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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Can someone summarize the last 85 pages for me?
We all drink piss and take penis chinese penis. We do 96 which is when you lay head to butt and fart on each other. Abe and I had a friendly contest to see who could stay awake the longest. I lost. Canada is fucking weird.
A dystopian nightmare where all of this is traditional.
My lawyer went "you're the only person I know who in the middle of a crisis would decide it's a good time to do a stay awake competition". I can't wait for the rematch next year. All Canadians invited obviously.
My left arm is pretty much dead. This is bad.
I think when you have tendinitis you're not supposed to repeatedly irritate the shit out of it or it gets worse.
It's like the famous movie "my left arm"
Uber eats fucked me. I made 2 specific orders and they only delivered one. Cock suckers.
Robot arm technology is still pretty much in the stone age. Meanwhile I'm running with a tank tread on one leg
Uber eats totally fucked me by giving me double my order. The fuck am I supposed to do with this!? I don't have friends to share with. All my friends died in the Montreal Purge of 2008 and the penis chinese penis pandemic.
Them fucking up your order is somehow the most day-ruining shit ever.
Im eating it with tears in my eyes because I can't stop.
If I don't puke tonight there is a fucking miracle driving force in the universe
What're you ruizing on?
Ghost Pepper chicken sandwiches and tenders from Popeye's. I don't know why. I fucking love em.
This is why we need to change the anthem to The Safety Dance. I think it would satisfy everyone and be bitching at the Olympics.
Variety is the spice of life, Turk. If you keep eating nothing but Popeye's every day your lips are gonna get big and fat.
To our American friends. 2 words in our national anthem were recently changed to be more gender inclusive because, ravaged by a penis chinese penis crisis the government wanted to distract people. This is also around the time Canada ran out of water and we all started drinking piss.