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I heard a noise and woke up. Is everyone okay??
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I slept for roughly 45 minutes. Nice. Sleep is for fags.
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The Big Apple in Colborne, Ontario. Fun fact: The apple is full of bats!
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A little Chinese kid scurried under the shitter door while I was dumping there. I was covering my dinger and screaming for someone to get the kid. No one ever did. He let himself out by scurrying back under the door.
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I was like 14. It was retarded
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If the eskimos are still allowed to chug laced reindeer piss to get high then I can't see the problem with me having a cup or two of dog piss in the morning so I can get out there and contribute to society.
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Do you niggas really call Kraft mac and cheese "KD"?
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My arm is almost dead. It's kind of scaring me. But the warrior is never afraid
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I respect the hell out of that.
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We jazz it up with salsa and cheese and it's basically only kids getting off school before their parents get home
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AAAAAAAABE, I MADE A MICHELIN STAR LEVEL STEAK FOR YOU EVENTHOUGH IM AN IDIOT.
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She's also a real good songwriter though. She's like Guy Clark, but a stupit lady.
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WE DONT SPEAK ORIENTAL IN CANADA. CA-NA-DA. NO CHINKY.
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I really want you locked up in prison
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In my mind you and your uncle tear around in a Plymouth Duster shooting at people with a compound bow and missing. Like the Dukes of Hazzard. But shitty, yet somehow better because your dad is always good for saying nigger. "Gang a young nigguhs"
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Continuing this discussion about KD, was Canadian country music lesbian KD Lang ever made fun of, like she's a dyke and her name is the same as mac and cheese.
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I respect the hell out of YOU, Playa Pimpin.