The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[UnPRePared]

Will you two just fuck in a vat of maple syrup already and get it over with!?!

All this sexual tension is making me thirsty.

Hey Earl, we got any Canadian Club back there?

 

[Turk February]

Will you two just fuck in a vat of maple syrup already and get it over with!?!

All this sexual tension is making me thirsty.

Hey Earl, we got any Canadian Club back there?

What part of this is only allowed on Christmas don't you get? The revolutionary committee outlawed it. What am I gunna move to Buffalo?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Alive. Still going at it

 

[Turk February]

I'm feeling fine. Barely even need to poop.

 

[Turk February]

Oh shit. I layed down. Fuck. Horrible idea.

 

[Turk February]

God damn if I don't hit a second wind I might be out.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Still going

 

[Jenna]

lol what the fuck

 

[Voscabulary]

jesus, how long is canadian thanksgiving?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Almost fucking dead

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just got home. My whole left side hurts so bad. Never slept, never sat down, never ate. Did I fucking win yet?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I won. That's all there yyz to it, babeh.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'll never go to sleep. EVER. EVER. EVER. EVER. EVER. EVER.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Kneel down on thy knees and suckle upon thine uncut penus

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I told you fucking pussies I'd emerge victorious. If any of you weak fags want to try me ever again, I'm game. I will ruin you. You'll never be able to go home again because they won't fucking want you.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Again. These are things Canadians reserve for Christmas. You got the date wrong.

I beat you, cockroach.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What part of this is only allowed on Christmas don't you get? The revolutionary committee outlawed it. What am I gunna move to Buffalo?

You're still awake? What the fuck have YOU been doing? I've been busting my crippled ass

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nvm that was at 11:40 I fucking WIN

You're still awake? What the fuck have YOU been doing? I've been busting my crippled ass

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I told you all that I'm the real one true Ultimate Warrior

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Every towel rack I see I shake it RRRRRRIGHT OFF THE FUCKIN WALL