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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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You know I hate Trudeau. Violently. He makes me wanna puke and has since before he was even considered for pm. But given the choice between him and Biden. I'm going Trudeau. I'll vomit more but at least he's gunna try.
Hot political takes at 5 AM.
I want the Poivererer guy
Yeah. He's got my vote. The conservatives are gunna sweep the country next elections and they deserve to.
Paulie Poivereiro
They have no competition. Even NDP voters have no confidence in their party. It's gunna be a crushing win.
Liberals call him peepee as an insult and I'm just thinking "you're making him more likeable. I'll vote for peepee"
I have no idea who voted for him. I guess women? Very young voters? He's a fucking mess.
I pay almost no attention to politics but I remember the year Trudeau got voted in I actually watched the debates because that one chick who didn't like bullying I was talking about earlier was oddly super conservative politically. Trudeau looked like a fucking retard. He literally just did like heated (for no reason), hysterical slams against Harper and Harper consistently shut him down. They all did. It was Brian Mulcaire and I forget the green party lady's name but they all made him look like a retard in the debates. I was all about da Mulcaire until I saw that video of him like framing Trudeau for pushing a lady. That was super duper fucking gay.
In university I wrote a defense of Leni Riefenstahl doing documentaries glorifying Hitler saying basically I'd glorify Trudeau if I was hired to do it. It's a job. In hindsight probably a horrible paper.
I want an I'm Voting For PeePee shirt because it will always be funny. They need to get on that shit
I used to tell my lawyer ex in fights that she's a soulless, amoral cunt and all lawyers are by trade. I stand by it.
I should just oversee everything to make it funnier and therefore better. I could be the Secretary Of Mirth.
You can be my Vice Secretary Of Mirth, Turk, because you're rocking til at least six in the mo'nin'
I fucking love my lawyer. Nicest person I know. She's so sweet. (I've known her since we're 13 so I'm biased)
It also doesn't hurt she's low key my loan shark which is important in this lifestyle.
Lol you've shared text exchanges with her here about whether or not you look like Charles Bronson (you do)
That might have been a jeweler I also know since 13. Similar back story.