It's all fucked up. No one's going to take anything in this thread seriously. I said I fucked your dog, which did happen, but no one will believe
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Im deleting the Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular, no relation to Abe Vigoda or his estate
Don't do it. If you do the Americans win.
Anyways, fuck it. My advice was never give up, never surrender.
Imagine that but with like maple leaves.
I will push it to the limit. I am going to fuck a birch tree. Try to stop me. It's my life.
This man is gay and eats other men cum with a fork. Fuck off.
That's probably the sexiest and most fuckable of the native trees, realistically.
Fuck yeah, get em, Telly.
My grandmother once fucked an oak it didn't work out. Too many cultural differences
I still hear her weep sometimes as she boils the thanksgiving goat
I'd give anything to hear my Nan weep over the Canadian Thanksgiving goat one more time.
Just smashing through the wall and doing his own thing.
Unrelated to this shit, do you like Refused?
Have you gone to the Mage of Winnipeg. He's amazing. He can speak to the dead. He can even kiss you with their ghost lips.