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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The War Donkey
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I'm so fucking drunk and tired. Hungry too. This is a fucked up day.
It was a fantastic Canadian Thanksgiving. You'll hate everything today though. I'll sleep for like 40 minutes and feel great because I'm a fucking superhuman monster like Marky Mark. I'll dig a hole in the earth and fuck the world.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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It was a fantastic Canadian Thanksgiving. You'll hate everything today though. I'll sleep for like 40 minutes and feel great because I'm a fucking superhuman monster like Marky Mark. I'll dig a hole in the earth and fuck the world.
I'll sleep until 4 PM and then avoid all my responsibilities cuz I'm a fucking ass.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The War Donkey
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I said "at least six in the mo'nin'. Bitch ass Turk tapped out, very much like a commie would. So I guess this is just ol Abe flyin' solo until we reach 69 pages for Canada.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The War Donkey
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Well, here's a little ditty I learned from my beloved Nan.

Black people have velcro for hair
Black people they don't give a care
Black people are fat-lipped and gay
Black people fuckin get in my way
Black people we should just cage them all
Cuz Black people aren't people at all

-Nana Vigoda
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Well, here's a little ditty I learned from my beloved Nan.

Black people have velcro for hair
Black people they don't give a care
Black people are fat-lipped and gay
Black people fuckin get in my way
Black people we should just cage them all
Cuz Black people aren't people at all

-Nana Vigoda
What the fuck happened.
 
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