The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Btw how many times have you told a girl the guy she's seeing "isn't right" for her cuz you wanted to fuck her. I think I'm at 3.

Never. That's kinda fag shit, honestly.

 

[Turk February]

Never. That's kinda fag shit, honestly.

It's the scummiest move but for some reason I have to do it just on impulse.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

How is this 38 pages?!

 

[Turry]

"Fawsters - Australian for dog piss*"

*Foster's is 69% dingo piss by volume.

 

[Turry]

How is this 38 pages?!

We're saving the forums. Shut up.

 

[Turk February]

I think what happens in my brain is it tricks me into thinking "she's not happy, I can save her" which is already nuts and my dick conspires.

 

[Stent]

You have a constellation I can't even see. The fuck am I supposed to know what that is.

I'm amazed you could spell constellation.

 

[Turry]

I think what happens in my brain is it tricks me into thinking "she's not happy

Well yeah - she's in a room with you

 

[Turk February]

Well yeah - she's in a room with you

Just a woman in tears at a karaoke bar because she's stuck with me. "I know how to make things better. More me"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's the scummiest move but for some reason I have to do it just on impulse.

I've done like borderline sociopathic shit to people who considered me a friend or someone to look up to and I just considered them acquaintances who had hot girlfriends who I fucked. I'm not above it, a lot of women are willing to cheat without the "guuuurrrrl, that man ain't the one" shit though.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think what happens in my brain is it tricks me into thinking "she's not happy, I can save her" which is already nuts and my dick conspires.

That's how girls think. You need to take a Dante Nero course on bitches.

 

[Turry]

Just show them your curated collection of dog piss and you're golden. Haha get it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm amazed you could spell constellation.

Turk is a genius. He can build rockets with nothing but math.

 

[Turry]

They'll do anything for dog piss. It's insane the depths of depravity they'll go to for a simple cup of piss.

 

[Stent]

And what the fuck is a crisper?

 

[Turk February]

That's how girls think. You need to take a Dante Nero course on bitches.

I believe according to Wikipedia in 2016 you meant "Dance Negro"

 

[Turry]

And what the fuck is a crisper?

You call them brollies or something cutesy and gay

 

[Turk February]

And what the fuck is a crisper?

Very small cracker. Wavy in shape. Covered in crisp dressing

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

And what the fuck is a crisper?

An incredible amalgamation of a chip and a cracker.

 

[Turry]

Why does everything in Australia need to end in a long e sound? Fuck off you infantile little fags