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No cooked carrots though, because that makes them too sweet, which is fag shit.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I'll boil them sometimes. Because I like boiled penis better than regular penis.
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Jokes aside a whole carrot in a soup takes the acidity of the broth down and prevents heart burn even if you don't eat it.
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Fuckin Soup Scientist Turk over here's gonna teach us all about soup science.
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Honestly, one of my favorite things in life is losing myself in making soup. When I have my own kitchen I can do it for 3 hours straight and I get hypnotized.
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My mom makes a lot of bomb ass soups too.
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Don't let the forums know you're my son. I'm here to shitpost.
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Remember the time you were asking me if I knew where a pair of boots you misplaced were with a tone like I stole them despite the fact that they're women's boots, they wouldn't fit me and I've never stolen anything from you? And then you called me again like 10 minutes later to say you found them like I give a shit? I love you, mom. You're a fucking idiot.
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Remember that time I gave you tuna and you didn't pick out the bones. You're a dope, son
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I know you tried to kill me.
CQ Beans
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Idk what to say to that. That sounds fucking awful.
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Tears and sweat streaming down my face every waking minute. Whatever you've imagined. It's worse.
CQ Beans
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What a masterpiece.
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I've had the medics visit me 5 times. I've called the suicide hotline twice. It's really bad pain beans.
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I just asked a delivery driver to help me bring my order upstairs and he said "im late for another delivery" I shouted "you're a headless asshole" and he turned around and helped.
CQ Beans
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There’s nothing the health care system can do up there?
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It's complicated because I'm having agoraphobia and can't leave the home.
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Wait, this is still going?
@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda, you're the real Marathon Man!
@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda, you're the real Marathon Man!
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He's a fag and I will fucking murder him with a handsaw. I'm the person keeping this going.
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They don’t have EMTs or on call doctors that can visit?