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I like shoving things up my asshole. Like not a joke, like in real life.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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That's my alt account. I actually hate shoving things in my ass. I just do it out of a sense of duty.
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My breath always smells like another man's penis.
Sometimes it's my penis. I have a trick to do with a wall.
I've always said mustard wants nothing more than to be me. The transformation is happening. Technology is amazing.
He also used an adorable picture of me. It's kind of sweet.
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Oh God, I sure hope his hand falls off too.
Mustard will be beaten to death in an alley before 2025
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cummmmmming
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Karate joke
I could punch your gay joke and it would break. Cuz I am really good at karate.
God it's so confusing seeing my real name in notifications with my face in the notifications.
Boys. I don't think I can take the pain another day.
CQ Beans
What’s the haps, Turk?
My hand is falling off, Beans. Advil doesn't help. It's been a month straight of pain.
This is the thread for canadian Thanksgiving right?
Here's one
Here's one
That is NOT what a Canadian Thanksgiving plate looks like. Sweet vegetables are against the law here because they're gay.
The committee has recently legalized carrots even though they look like an uncircumcised penis. Our culture is changing. I saw a cucumber at the store once.