The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@WorId Wide Web Wyyzrd without irony you solicited dick pics from a 15 year old boy. You first bragged about it. Then you shamefully admitted to it. You're a child pornographer and a retard. Go fucking smash your head against a brick wall.

I think @medium wyzzz might be the real wyyz. I lost track of which wyyz was the actual Big Wyyz

 

[Turk February]

I think @medium wyzzz might be the real wyyz. I lost track of which wyyz was the actual Big Wyyz

It's him.

 

[Turk February]

Fucking cleaning crew was supposed to come at 8. Now they're telling me 10. I got shit to do fuckers.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fucking cleaning crew was supposed to come at 8. Now they're telling me 10. I got shit to do fuckers.

Once it's tidied up just try to clean up after yourself as you go from now on. As long as you don't let shit pile up it'll never get that bad again. Like I never have dishes in my sink or cluttering my counters because if I dirty a dish, I wash it right when I'm done with it.

 

[Turk February]

Once it's tidied up just try to clean up after yourself as you go from now on. As long as you don't let shit pile up it'll never get that bad again. Like I never have dishes in my sink or cluttering my counters because if I dirty a dish, I wash it right when I'm done with it.

That's the weird thing. I always clean up as I cook and shit. I was just in so much agony I stopped giving a fuck and it got out of control.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

What do you guys do for american thankgiving?

 

[Turk February]

What do you guys do for american thankgiving?

What the fuck is American Thanksgiving?

 

[Turk February]

To be honest most of us watch your football and drink a bit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've had plans with my ex for a month now that she's coming over this weekend. Every winter my foreskin gets all fucking dry and it's already happened. I have a dry, cracked pecker and nobody wants that in their mouth.

 

[Turk February]

I've had plans with my ex for a month now that she's coming over this weekend. Every winter my foreskin gets all fucking dry and it's already happened. I have a dry, cracked pecker and nobody wants that in their mouth.

Have you tried commiting suicide? I hear it helps with that problem.

 

[Turk February]

My jokes don't even make sense anymore. I'm so fucking tired.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Have you tried commiting suicide? I hear it helps with that problem.

No. Why would that help my cracked pecker?

 

[Turk February]

No. Why would that help my cracked pecker?

Because you're a gay man. An your butt is also gay.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I need penis wettener to wetten my penis

 

[Turk February]

I need penis wettener to wetten my penis

The most high pitched laugh just exploded out of me reading that which mader laugh more.

 

[Turk February]

Oh my god. This fucking thread. You fucking people. My fucking chest hurts. The Nigerians must think I've gone insane.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I need penis wettener to wetten my penis

Then ya got mold. And rot. Just dunk it in the creek and sun it. Stop making problems for yourself, ALL OF YOU

 

[Turk February]

Then ya got mold. And rot. Just dunk it in the creek and sun it. Stop making problems for yourself, ALL OF YOU

The best idea is to just go out in the driveway and take your cock out so the sun hits it. Also singing to it at the same time traditionally helps though no science confirms this, I'd still recommend it.

 

[medium wyzzz]

what are u even talking about you homo


you wrote this, unironically
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and you got raped by your brother
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go ahead and only address one of those, predictably so

Begone fake Wyyz. I am the real Wyyz

 

[Turk February]

Can you Americunts make your own thanksgiving thread? Your drama is completely uninteresting to our culture. We're celebrating here.