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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Fucking cleaning crew was supposed to come at 8. Now they're telling me 10. I got shit to do fuckers.
Once it's tidied up just try to clean up after yourself as you go from now on. As long as you don't let shit pile up it'll never get that bad again. Like I never have dishes in my sink or cluttering my counters because if I dirty a dish, I wash it right when I'm done with it.
 

Turk February

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Once it's tidied up just try to clean up after yourself as you go from now on. As long as you don't let shit pile up it'll never get that bad again. Like I never have dishes in my sink or cluttering my counters because if I dirty a dish, I wash it right when I'm done with it.
That's the weird thing. I always clean up as I cook and shit. I was just in so much agony I stopped giving a fuck and it got out of control.
 

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Then ya got mold. And rot. Just dunk it in the creek and sun it. Stop making problems for yourself, ALL OF YOU
The best idea is to just go out in the driveway and take your cock out so the sun hits it. Also singing to it at the same time traditionally helps though no science confirms this, I'd still recommend it.
 

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Can you Americunts make your own thanksgiving thread? Your drama is completely uninteresting to our culture. We're celebrating here.
 
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