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This is due to garlic bread.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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DO IT OR DON'T DO IT I DON'T CARE I WAS TRYING TO HELP
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Have you tried pissing in your eye on a live stream on Rumble? I heard it's really good for heartburn.
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I hardly ever get heartburn because I'm not a little bitch but I've done the vinegar thing the last few times and I'll be damned if she didn't work.
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WWAWD Canadian tendency to feminize not just nouns but damn near everything? It's a dying art but she goes hard bud
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I do karate so I just beat the shit out of my heart burn. And my dog. And my dad.
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Get her done
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I had a copy of the Tao Te Ching where every time it refers to a Sage it says "she" instead of he or a neutral pronoun. It fucking exhausted me. There were no female Taoist sages. That's some Buddhist shit.
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The apple cider vinegar and draino kind of made it worse I think
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Leave the vinegar out next time
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That's just your body repairing itself. Give it some time. I find a garbage bag over the face helps.
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We're less than 200 pages from 420, boys
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You realize when Thanksgiving comes around and someone makes a generic thread, all the good unique TG gossip will be put in there instead of this 3-man circlejerk.
Turks a fucking Covid denier for goodness sake
Turks a fucking Covid denier for goodness sake
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I read what you wrote and I understand the individual words but together they make no sense.
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I got my saline whoever recommended it. Sidenote. It's lunch time again. I'm saving my macaroni salad for the morning.
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What the fuck is that thing!?
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That's the least egregious thing about him tbh
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Also doesn't circle jerk imply we like each other?
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I'm also not a COVID denier. I'm triple vaxed cuz I worked with children and didn't want to risk getting them sick even if I didn't know the effects.