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How are we all celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving out there, folks?
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Day Spectacular Megathread
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think I might watch Strange Brew for the 6,000,000th time
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Ironically, I got a "The uploader has not made this video available in your country". These hosers are motherfucking me on this, the day of my Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular.
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Blasting some deep Gowan cuts directly into my asshole
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I had non chain piri piri chicken last night in lieu of turkey. Now I'm falling off the wagon and walking on eggshells around the wife. This is what all those Indians died for all those thanksgivings ago.
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crank some Dayglo Abortions & SNFU
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You wanna know a secret about ol Abe Vigoda? I hate turkey and I hate pumpkin pie. When I was a boy and actually did the family functions, there would always be alternatives as well, like ham and pecan pie. I'm at my mom's and I see she's made a turkey and mashed potatoes and a pumpkin fucking pie. No stuffing. No fucking stuffing. I want to get plastered too.
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I'm rocking enjoying some crystal castles and pretending there's no controversy what so ever like it's 2008.
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My dad takes it to the extreme. Ram and herring only on Christmas and Thanksgiving. He fucking hates turkey.
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I'd sure like to go out and get a bag of All-Dressed chips to celebrate, but the mmmmotherfucking scummmmmmbags at Frito-Lay only brought them around here for like two months and then stopped selling them. It's Wasabi Funyuns all over again.
I guess I'll just listen to Rush and Helix.
I guess I'll just listen to Rush and Helix.
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here's another jam for Canada
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All Dressed chips fucking rule.
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I saw him live with April Wine one time. I was never big into his cheesey Canadian radio shit but he absolutely fucking shreds the guitar. I had no idea. It was awesome. He's bald as fuck.
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There's a strange void of Canadian snacks which I can only attribute to national pride fucking with the both of our countries. I can get a reasonable facsimile (I think) of poutine at an A&W, but nobody even sells fucking ketchup chips here! Best compromise I've found is the Utz "Voodoo", they're delicious but not quite the same and also sometimes hard to find.
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What does Canada have to be thankful for besides overpriced beer and America making sure they don’t get invaded? I do however hope you enjoy your day, Abe.
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What exactly is canadian thanksgiving? You people didn't have pilgrims
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It's been covered in the thread already: all dressed chips.
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I honestly have no idea. I think it's when we slaughtered a bunch of Indians or some shit.
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Had a very unsatisfactory turkey dinner. Leave it alone
What if it was Stim Bitchell and he couldn't play his concerts because he'd have a meltdown from sensory overload
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