THE 2024 NFL SEASON THREAD

[chocolatehellhole]

Any nerds wearing the anti-CTE helmet today?

That's a redline for me... if I start seeing that in games while they're making tens of millions a year, I'll never watch a game again.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

A Titans tight end and a couple guys on the Colts, I think that’s all.

That's a redline for me... if I start seeing that in games while they're making tens of millions a year, I'll never watch a game again.

Steelers too

Nerds!

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

The Miami Cowboys

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Same old Cousins

 

[Kinderman]

Kirk Cousins more like Cooked Cousins right fellas

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Caleb Williams is lighting it up today

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the rest of the team is paying his wage for him. secondary and special teams TDs to go with his sub Jamarcus Russell numbers.

If I can get 2 more late picks outta Levis I'm up 60quid ($70) on the day, he's been throwing into coverage like Brett Favre all day

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Kirk Cousins more like Cooked Cousins right fellas

Watt is wrecking that game tbf

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

the rest of the team is paying his wage for him. secondary and special teams TDs to go with his sub Jamarcus Russell numbers.

If I can get 2 more late picks outta Levis I'm up 60quid ($70) on the day, he's been throwing into coverage like Brett Favre all day

He'll probably be fine, but it's CRAZY that USC retired his jersey before he took an NFL snap. Admittedly, I can be superstitious, so it just seems like he could be jinxed

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Kirk Cousins more like Cooked Cousins right fellas

It seems like it'd be a win-win if ATL and NYG traded QB's. Im sure their contracts wouldnt make it possible, but Jones could open up Atlanta's run game, and Cousins can be the pocket passer NYG wants.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

He'll probably be fine, but it's CRAZY that USC retired his jersey before he took an NFL snap. Admittedly, I can be superstitious, so it just seems like he could be jinxed

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Hold on hold on hold HOLLLLLD ONNNNNN!!!

 

[iBangedQuasi]

The Patriots won? What

 

[Kinderman]

Nice of Bo Nix to get his first NFL interception out of the way early. Fuck. I hate the Broncos.

 

[Kinderman]

And congrats to powermod @chocolatehellhole on the Dolphins win

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Kendrick Lamar is gonna do the SB halftime show? Wtf

 

[Kinderman]

Seattle spots Denver 4 points with 2 safeties in the first half. Very competent football being played in this game.

Edit: Oy vey

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Really thought I'd see one of these rookie QBs light it up.

NFL to NCCA

 

[NigelCumia]

I'm getting my shit pushed in across the board, unsurprising for week 1

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

Feh. The NFL wants player development, they have to fund their own minor league. (Something that will never be done because it is expensive and will remove money from politically connected colleges)

The college kids are being coached to what they need in their league, and all the NFL can do about it is complain.

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

I'm getting my shit pushed in across the board, unsurprising for week 1

I feel like Anthony Cumia on a date with a tranny.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Feh. The NFL wants player development, they have to fund their own minor league. (Something that will never be done because it is expensive and will remove money from politically connected colleges)

They fund the USFL, stupid