THE 2024 NFL SEASON THREAD

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Dak just got the highest deal in history for 4 years at 240 mil lol. I’ve always had a soft spot for him but wow

 

[Brooke Shields]

You now remember the name "D'Brickashaw"

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Dak just got the highest deal in history for 4 years at 240 mil lol. I’ve always had a soft spot for him but wow

OVER 95% FULLY GUARANTEED!?!?!?
LMAOOOOO!!!!!

 

[aRTie02150]

Are they still focusing on cunt Taylor Swift this season?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

OVER 95% FULLY GUARANTEED!?!?!?
LMAOOOOO!!!!!

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At a certain point, I'm just going to stop watching because of these ludicrous contracts.. I bet we see the first billion dollar QB contract within 5 or 6 years at this rate. How about charge a little bit less for tickets instead of paying these faggots the extra 20 or 30 million you cunts?

 

[Kinderman]

Are they still focusing on cunt Taylor Swift this season?

I think they only showed her once during the Chiefs Thursday night game, but I could be wrong.

Wings and pulled pork for the holester

Same here, first time the Fins have seemed like legit contenders since Marino

Fawkin love pulled pork. I’m throwing some ribs in the smoker next weekend.

Also praying that Bo Nix doesn’t shit the bed in Seattle today.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I took Will Levis U237.5 and a seperate prop on him throwing 3 picks, with the gay kid on the other team i'm betting chump change on one hell of a shitty game and by the looks of it I'm in luck

edit - we're fucked lads

edit 2 - we might be in business here fellas

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I gotta say, looking at Jordan Love and Jalen Hurts, that they're better than Daniel Jones. But are they 15m a year better?

Hurts yes. Love, jury's still out. 60m p/year for Prescott is stupid money. I don't get why Jordan Love gets to say "I deserve more than the last guy" after a year of being a 7/10.

Williams in getting killed 20 yards into the backfield this is awesome

 

[Kinderman]

Kirk Cousins with an early interception against Pittsburgh. Justin Fields looks like shit, but I can’t imagine Russ doing better at this point in his career.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

New kickoff is so fucking gay, they should change it for week 2.

 

[Kinderman]

Bryce Young sucks shit. Nice not taking Stroud, stupids.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Caleb Williams is lighting it up today

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Cant believe Fields completed that pass to Pickens

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Love, jury's still out.

You think Jordan Love may not be a better QB than Jones??? Jones has 55 passing yards against a defense where their corner backs keep literally dying

 

[Kinderman]

Lmao Panthers

 

[The Shah of Iran]

You think Jordan Love may not be a better QB than Jones??? Jones has 55 passing yards against a defense where their corner backs keep literally dying

The quote i was answering i think was $15m better than Jones so $55m, which i'd question after a year if Lamar needs like 5 great years to prove he's worth a big contract. Jones is absolute dogshit, no question.

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

My comment was more about how 32 owners keep trying to spend more and more money trying to find a disappearing resource: merely competent QB play.

The game keeps being designed for franchise QB's slinging lots of acrobatic TV catches and the high scores that result, but that is a complicated system that cannot survive a crisis of competence.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Any nerds wearing the anti-CTE helmet today?

 

[Kinderman]

Any nerds wearing the anti-CTE helmet today?

A Titans tight end and a couple guys on the Colts, I think that’s all.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

A Titans tight end and a couple guys on the Colts, I think that’s all.

It'll be interesting to see if they say anything retarded in the post game interview