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That's for the second draft

Rick Roblinson

Sausage-Fingered Vulgarian
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Hello, Patrick? This is the President of Hollywood. We found your screenplay in our world famous "script writing competition" where you made it all the way to the quarterfinals! Turns out you're pretty ok at all this creative writing stuff. Do you hear that? It's everyone clapping. Welcome to Hollywood, Pat. Can I call you Pat? You're going to be a star!
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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You can tell this is a authentic Tomlinson "joke" because its not funny

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They get fat because they’re retired? He’s so exhausting and hard to follow. God what a dumbass.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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I know this is from one of fatso's books but what was the context? Anyone have that passage because it sounds hilariously cringe. I remember the character was basically parting himself on the back for not fucking her
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Enjoy this masterpiece of racist child pornography for yourself.

"And young. So young."
 
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