That's for the second draft

[guest]

 

[guest]

Directed by Michael Bay lol

 

[MrRetardo]

Directed by Roman Polanski

 

[guest]

Directed by Roman Polanski

A Spike Lee joint

 

[The Talking Dead]

Lol the delusion of this guy to ever think any of his garbage would be made into TV show or movie.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Lol the delusion of this guy to ever think any of his garbage would be made into TV show or movie.

You might see it at the TV room one day, stlaker child. Enjoy prison.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Is this the script he wrote in Hoolies and tried to sell during the WAG strike?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Is this the script he wrote in Hoolies and tried to sell during the WAG strike?

He’s like Eric the Actor. Willing to work during a strike if someone is buying.

 

[guest]

He’s like Eric the Actor. Willing to work during a strike if someone is buying.

It's called shopping a script around, stlaker.

The Netflix series awaits.

 

[despacito69]

You might see it at the TV room one day, stlaker child. Enjoy prison.

You can watch it on the tv you purchased from the prison comissary, stlaker.

 

[fuckwit]

This fat fool is just going through page by page and rewriting it into screenplay format. No wonder it's long. That's not how you do an adaptation you fucking moron.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Directed by Roman Polanski

It makes the "Unable to refuse the sexual advances of a chinese child prostitute" scene more authentic

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I wonder how many scripts he has wasted time on. There are at least 2-3 that hollywood didnt want to touch.

You can tell this is a authentic Tomlinson "joke" because its not funny

 

[HeyItsVos]

I wonder how many scripts he has wasted time on. There are at least 2-3 that hollywood didnt want to touch.

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You can tell this is a authentic Tomlinson "joke" because its not funny

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Who is his writing partner?

 

[Turk February]

Who is his writing partner?

his lovely wife

 

[cliveowen]

Who is his writing partner?

Either rakdaddy or that tranny he brought onto a podcast with him.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Cant wait for him to collect another 100 grand from me when I review bomb this book with simple truths such as "not good, its simply just not good"

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It makes the "Unable to refuse the sexual advances of a chinese child prostitute" scene more authentic

I know this is from one of fatso's books but what was the context? Anyone have that passage because it sounds hilariously cringe. I remember the character was basically parting himself on the back for not fucking her

 

[CuntFucker .]

@TorqueWheeler, could you get the rights to this and have Charlie Kaufmann turn it into something devastating about the Pattiverse?

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I know this is from one of fatso's books but what was the context? Anyone have that passage because it sounds hilariously cringe. I remember the character was basically parting himself on the back for not fucking her

There's a chinese child prostitute and the only thing she knows to do in life is suck dick. There is no context because Patrick is retarded

Also she only speaks engrish for some reason even though they live on a generational international spaceship,