Thank you to those who got the bit tonight. Here's the transcript for real

[guest]

I feel like a kid on Christmas morning. So grateful.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Anyway, please don't ask about book sales while I'm under oath... moving right along, judge child."

 

[guest]

I check it every day. He’s not sneaking one past us.

and no, Rick, that doesn’t consume me. It takes about 30 seconds out of my day each time to put you and Andrew’s names in.

Hush sociopathic child your very life revolves around me like the old lisping Canadian that made his nonexistent child's fictional confirmation about me. I'm all your cult of defectives have besides homes, jobs, wives, children, educations, and self awareness. No wait quietly for the next episode.

 

[guest]

I think it’s pretty far-fetched to believe that this guy who is an expert in everything from international relations, to hydrodynamics, to astrophysics, and constitutional law would not realize that making a statement to the police doesn’t automatically make something unequivocally true.

Plus it seems like he didn’t even bring the police report with him. I guess he just thought the court would magically have all that in hand ready for his big case.

Not the letter of the law but the spirit of the law...

 

[Stent]

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Ya stutterin' mumblin' prick ya.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS, even the court found him unbearable so quickly and Fatso spoke down to him repeatedly, this is a masterpiece

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Andrew, God bless your Polack soul.
When the wind whispers,
Will Tate
May your device always be muted.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

THE COURT: Do you under -- Do you have any witnesses with you today?
THE PETITIONER: No, but I can certainly bring them, if necessary.
THE COURT: Well, this is the day for the hearing. Although, you do have the right to appeal. Do you understand that you cannot testify as to what anyone told you about him going to the bar?
THE PETITIONER: I do not understand that.
THE COURT: You can't.

Fucking lol

I do noT undersTand thaT.

 

[guest]

Ow my ribs

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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Ya stutterin' mumblin' prick ya.

You can perfectly imagine all of his stumbling, bumbling, stammering faggotry just reading the transcript.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Nervous flustered piggy

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Holy shit, Pat you were 100% called out as fabricating texts. The good judge called BDA an idiot, but he realized you were the liar.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Holy shit, Pat you were 100% called out as fabricating texts. The good judge called BDA an idiot, but he realized you were the liar.

Yes, the judge is clearly good at discerning the truth on both sides.

 

[Meownaw]

I have been deribbed and I only got to him apologizing for saying "ass".
Holy shit is he quick to sass the judge.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Yes, the judge is clearly good at discerning the truth on both sides.

He even mentioned BDA's possible alcoholic intake from that day

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Isn't Patrick Sean Thomas that black actor from Save the Last Dance?

No, child.

Sean Patrick Thomas - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I fucking love how Patty's own tough talk came back to bit him in the ass HAHA HOLY SHIT

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I love how unprepared he was, what a dumb cunt.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

The 911 clean up thing is so fucking funny mang