Thank you to those who got the bit tonight. Here's the transcript for real

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He frequently goes to Hooligans at 1 o'clock in the morning... to rape drunk blacks.
 

TorquerineReam

My cock measurements are 7 1/2" L - 6" W
This is all getting to be too much. He cant keep catching Ls. Pats such a shitty person, hes inexplicably beating statistical odds somehow. Hes almost literally never caught a win in the past 3 years. Paying $5K for his free twitter account back is the closest to a W i can think of. I rly thought Andrew was about to become Pigs first W but this transcript proves the exact opposite. Im howling laughing at work this morning. Thanks Dan, Andrew, Pat. You guys are the only station that REALLY ROCKS.
My concern really is how long can he keep losing. No one wins forever but no one always loses. If he pulls off a W, it’ll be purely out of luck; not skill or intelligence. How big will that W be for him and what it means for us is my concern.
 

covidcumia

The Dutch are FAGS!!!
My concern really is how long can he keep losing. No one wins forever but no one always loses. If he pulls off a W, it’ll be purely out of luck; not skill or intelligence. How big will that W be for him and what it means for us is my concern.
What can he win? They aren't putting anybody in jail for texting, not with his history of trouble making and replying. All of the other stuff was either him, with the vandalizing or so long ago, the "swatting" that resources won't be wasted. He isn't being stalked by an ex, he's being annoyed be people who are rightfully protesting his public actions. He hasn't changed his number or stopped replying, he can't even try that now without it still not being pointless giving how long he let this shit go on.
 
My concern really is how long can he keep losing. No one wins forever but no one always loses. If he pulls off a W, it’ll be purely out of luck; not skill or intelligence. How big will that W be for him and what it means for us is my concern.
He wouldn’t win, it’d be someone doing something too stupid and getting themselves in trouble
 

Easily_Remembered

To Seth Simons, "no" means "yes"
THE CLERK - Can you please, sir, state your name for the record?

THE PETITIONER - Hi fans - Patrick S Tomlinson here. Most of you know me as a political firebrand on Twitter, but what you may not know is that I am a science fiction author, which is my actual full time job. Being a science fiction author, my job is to look forward. Bu-

THE CLERK - Thank you, Mr. Thomas.
 

Harry Kilmer

Yeah, it's a duplex. Look it up!
THE CLERK - Can you please, sir, state your name for the record?

THE PETITIONER - Hi fans - Patrick S Tomlinson here. Most of you know me as a political firebrand on Twitter, but what you may not know is that I am a science fiction author, which is my actual full time job. Being a science fiction author, my job is to look forward. Bu-

THE CLERK - Thank you, Mr. Thomas.
shattered my ribs. I can hear it in his voice with that super rushed tempo
 
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