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Tell us Pat, what kind of story?

not that Jack Horner

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Has Patrick ever won a Hugo?

Has pat ever been nominated for an award based on the merit of his writing?

Just asking questions people

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Patrick S. Tomlinson is a man of many hats. In addition to writing Sci-Fi novels (Gate Crashers) and shorts, he prowls theaters, clubs, and bars throughout the midwest performing as a stand-up comedian. Between gigs, cons, and rewrites, he works as a pundit and frequent political contributor, with columns appearing in publications such as The Hill and The New York Times. In the little downtime remaining, Patrick enjoys hobbies such as motorcycling, model-building, and shooting. He lives in Milwaukee with his wife, two cats, a bearded dragon, and a 2008 Bullitt Edition Mustang named Susan.
 

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Fat bitch with faggot tits
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Patrick S. Tomlinson is a man of many hats. In addition to writing Sci-Fi novels (Gate Crashers) and shorts, he prowls theaters, clubs, and bars throughout the midwest performing as a stand-up comedian. Between gigs, cons, and rewrites, he works as a pundit and frequent political contributor, with columns appearing in publications such as The Hill and The New York Times. In the little downtime remaining, Patrick enjoys hobbies such as motorcycling, model-building, and shooting. He lives in Milwaukee with his wife, two cats, a bearded dragon, and a 2008 Bullitt Edition Mustang named Susan.
Patrick S. Tomlinson is a man of many hats with one filthy hat. In addition to writing Sci-Fi novels (Gate Crashers) and shorts tweets, he prowls theaters, clubs, and bars throughout the midwest performing as a stand-up comedian did a couple open mics a few years ago. Between gigs, cons, and rewrites, tweets he works as a pundit and frequent political contributor, with columns appearing in publications such as The Hill and The New York Times drinks and farts. In the little downtime remaining, Patrick enjoys hobbies such as motorcycling, model-building, and shooting tweeting and making up narcissistic lies. He lives in Milwaukee his wife's attic with his wife, two cats, bearded dragon, and a 2008 Bullitt Edition Mustang named Susan autism.
 
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There's another pic of him on a panel somewhere.
He’s shaped like a panel.
 
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For anyone waiting, he schedules his faggy threads at exactly 10PM UTC (6 PM ET)

for example the swatting thread, [URL]https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1552413558717153282[/URL]

nigga has spent the day preparing, tweaking the wording, bouncing ideas off of the cunt :ROFLMAO: nice life
Oh, but 6pm ET is the optimal time for maximizing the Twitter algorithm, child.

I'm sorry you're so stupid. I can't help you.
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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This is him fatly humblebragging. He thinks he deplatformed us from Reddit when really it was mostly BroJoe filing DMCAs. Which was a great example of winning a battle and losing a war. From what I remember about Reddit, once SpaceEdge locked the main sub down it was a cat and mouse game with the Reddit admins. Subs would come and go, threads would get deleted quick because of DMCA. So when they kicked everyone off, he thought he won. Meanwhile, we ended up in the forums. They stay static, for the most part, and it's a central place for laughing at Rick. To listen to Rick talk, this place is full of threads where terrorists are planning to stalk and SWAT Rick and his family. In reality, it's mostly threads making fun of his posts and people calling him fat. His swaTTing was denounced by everyone, same with the made up bomb threat. Anyone taking an objective look at this place won't really find much "terrorism" at all.
Ah, those were the days...Wall to wall retardation. Sub vs sub. Fifty mods for a single sub (sorry @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda I know you did your best).

But Patso really did us a favor in the end. Reddit was an echo chamber of faggotry and it’s so much worse for him now, not that he didn’t create this entire situation.
 
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Pat is obviously trying to finger his own asshole
Edit- or he’s trying to do that thing where you sit on your hand until it goes numb then you beat off
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He could be trying to disguise how fat his left tit is by stretching it back as far as possible. I bet he had both hands behind there when he wasn't speaking.
 
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