Tell us Pat, what kind of story?

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That's the fascist liars shirt again, isn't it. Did the dumb lummox only bring one shirt with him on his trip?

I think he only has a couple shirts that fit at this point. He can’t afford new proper fitting shirts and his old shirts are TOO tight because he always bought shirts one size too small.

 

[Dog Eater]

I think this is the fat girl he was flirting with. He was spotted in the background of some attendees photos.

Look at that roll of neck fat. I’m tryin to fuckin eat ova here.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Look at that roll of neck fat. I’m tryin to fuckin eat ova here.

That is the "brat" in his "beer and brat" fat

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Since the Reddit sub was banned, the following have happened:

- The lappening
- The $37K
- The Josiah tapes

So why is bragging about getting a sub banned noteworthy again?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Look at that roll of neck fat. I’m tryin to fuckin eat ova here.

Her armpit fat looks like Pat's Homer Simpson chins.

 

[Malibu Pat]

Pat is obviously trying to finger his own asshole
Edit- or he’s trying to do that thing where you sit on your hand until it goes numb then you beat off

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Pat is obviously trying to finger his own asshole
Edit- or he’s trying to do that thing where you sit on your hand until it goes numb then you beat off
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He's the fattest person in that picture. I'm sure he's used to that though.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is obviously trying to finger his own asshole
Edit- or he’s trying to do that thing where you sit on your hand until it goes numb then you beat off
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Constantly checking to make sure his ass crack doesnt peek out. That shirt is a sneeze a away from popping up.

 

[EraGodless]

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he looks so pants-shitting in this shirt, and he went out in public intentionally with it

This is a guy who will spoon feed you your teeth, tough guy.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You bet there was sweat stains in that red shirt.

 

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[FFWBTdad]

Pat is obviously trying to finger his own asshole
Edit- or he’s trying to do that thing where you sit on your hand until it goes numb then you beat off
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So Pat is digging in his ass, there is a used condom laying on the carpet behind him, and i'm not supposed to connect this faggotry?

 

[FFWBTdad]

So Pat is digging in his ass, there is a used condom laying on the carpet behind him, and i'm not supposed to connect this faggotry?

 

[Meownaw]

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So, so, so, so nobody here talks about Joe Cumia, or Nana, or Norden, or anyone else. Just Rick. Jesus Christ is he full of himself.

Lol no one cares about this place Fatso. You really think that tranny freak is going up to bat for you? Maybe chop your dick off and call yourself Patricia and THEN someone will look into here.

 

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[Torque’sHeadBump]

Pat is obviously trying to finger his own asshole
Edit- or he’s trying to do that thing where you sit on your hand until it goes numb then you beat off
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He is the fattest person in this picture.

 

[BudDickman]

Pat is obviously trying to finger his own asshole
Edit- or he’s trying to do that thing where you sit on your hand until it goes numb then you beat off
View attachment 63687

I think he might be doing a magic trick here. I think the condom on the floor might also be a Pat attempt at humor. "Lol condom"

 

[RabbiLeiberman]

That mensthongforum user who took that pic went too far, felony picture taking starts from 2 years.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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That Cora thing is infinitely more likable than Pat. Gets called "sir" and instead of freaking out like a dipshit, still thanks the atalker for the congratulations.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Whatever the story is, I’d bet my house that it starts with “Okay story time, kids” as a way to make it seem like he’s nonchalant about it like he did with the 1:30 am temper tantrum