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Tell us Pat, what kind of story?

Malibu Pat

Apocalyptic prophylactic
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HR@PaneraBread

Pretty soon we won't even need to come to work
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Pre-emptively setting the over/under at 17.5 tweets

Edit - and just so we're not glossing over it: Winning a Hugo or whatever is probably the biggest thing that's happened to Cora in a while (just taking a guess). Pat's response is to immediately denounce this and when she throws him a little backhanded pity response about being constantly shit on he uses it to give the Mullen tease to some multi-tweet garbage he's writing now for the morning
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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"someone took a picture of me" but artificially expanded to a couple dozen tweets and released at peak twitter prime time to farm engagement

reminder he WORKSHOPS those threads for DAYS hahaha last "death threat" pity party got like 15 likes I think

Pat since you're reading, please start the thread with "Welp" please.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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I'd rather have a cheese grater bent into the vague shape of a dick and shove it up my ass than go to my high school reunion. And I was one of the cool people. The people I actually liked spending time with from high school I'm still friends with.

In fact, the only reason I can come up with to go to one is to bully faggots like this.

"I won a Hugo!"

"What the fuck is that?"

"A science fiction award!"

"Can I see it?"

*idiot hands me the thing and I roof it*

Fuck, man. If smartphones were a thing when I was in high school I bet I would've chucked so many of those things on the roof.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I'm convinced Pat masturbated to Keffals fart fetish videos

also lol at "The monster" that's what he called the depression that "made" him abandon Annabelle. Nigga get another analogy.

boo hoo I'm toooo saaaad to pay child support!
Pat did have that tranny enthusiast reddit account that he was caught using.
 
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Pre-emptively setting the over/under at 17.5 tweets

Edit - and just so we're not glossing over it: Winning a Hugo or whatever is probably the biggest thing that's happened to Cora in a while (just taking a guess). Pat's response is to immediately denounce this and when she throws him a little backhanded pity response about being constantly shit on he uses it to give the Mullen tease to some multi-tweet garbage he's writing now for the morning
Take the over. Also, a good (deadly) drinking game would be a shot for every time he says: cyberstlakers, criminals, felonies, SWATTing with both Ts capitalized, death threat, attempted murder, my wife, etc. It writes itself.
 
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