Teacher DUI / arrest videos are the best:

[Angel Martin]

If we were in the same prison cell I would assault you on a daily basis to unleash my frustrations...and turn you into a lady for the humiliation

If we were in the same prison I would carve your enormous teeth into chess pieces and make you scrub the toilet clean every time I took a shit.

But I would shit in your bottom bunk and not let you clean it up, I would just make you clean the toilet for lulz.

 

[Nigger Jim]

lol 7:55 some savage honks their horn at her while she's trying desperately to walk on the line.

edit Jim i gotta give you your flowers here this one's class

There are a shit Ton of them too.

 

[Turry]

ex-vet

The dog shows off the fruits of the public education system.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

There are a shit Ton of them too.

The algorithm already got me,



There's no way this one isn't going to be worth watching

 

[According to My Cock]

Nah, he's a zogbot...just like the rooftop Koreans (provided comfort women to US GI's and were thanked with evangelical xtianity + green cards + cheap business loans to open liquor stores in ghettos) who sired you.

We provided a service to those ghettos

 

[According to My Cock]

Who is "us," nigga?
You ain't human.

You're an inbred cave-hominid from the shittiest place on the planet.

Brampton?

 

[Angel Martin]

Brampton?

Somalia.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

The algorithm already got me,



There's no way this one isn't going to be worth watching

I saw that last week the mom ran a day care center out of their house while her son had killed a homeless guy and had his head and hands in his bedroom closet. Dude just admits to everything because he wanted to see what it was like to kill someone. It's worth a watch.

 

[VoteJello]

No, there are teachers that are good employees, not a single teacher is a hero.

You don't think someone that teaches the quadratic formula to bored 13 year olds is on the same level as a firefighter?

 

[Professor Consent]

I fucking hate teachers. I dated one. She's obese now. Pwn3d!

 

[Turk February]

I fucking hate teachers. I dated one. She's obese now. Pwn3d!

Mine got old somehow and cunty. Wait. I was a teacher. Fuck my ass too.

 

[Jack_Horner]

Even funnier is the DUI videos of school principals and other higher up positions. Not only do they pull the “do you know who I am?” They really believe they are above the law because they’re in education.

I dated like crazy in my 30s, and came to the conclusion that the biggest freaks in existence work as teachers or work in the medical field.

random anecdotes:

1) I dated a teacher's assistant who worked at the same university that Kendra Sunderland attended. The TA told me that the adult women teachers had a room at the college that was basically for boning their students. Basically, these women were in their 40s and 50s and looked like ass, but there were tons of teen dudes who were fresh off the bus from BFE, and who'd give the teachers a deep dicking. I have no idea if their husbands knew or not. The TA was also down with polyamory, so I wouldn't be surprised if the teachers were too.

2) I dated a college professor who had all kinds of crazy hangups about her looks. Basically, she'd lost her virginity to some college professor who was in his 60s. She was in her 20s at the time. Instead of admitting that a 40 year age gap is a wee bit much, he blamed his inability to get his dick hard on HER. So she had all kinds of hangups about her looks, and it basically became a self-fulfilling prophecy, where she started to dress like a frump because he'd convinced her she's unfuckable. Also, these are the teachers who are writing books about how kids should be raised, so that's not a conflict of interest at all. /S

3) Had a friend who's a teacher who routinely lorded it over everyone. Basically would try to end every argument with "I am the most educated person here, therefore you're wrong about everything."

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

She ALMOST ran a stop sign, and her wheel touched the yellow line once? Pigs here wouldn't even notice either of those things.

 

[Turk February]

She ALMOST ran a stop sign, and her wheel touched the yellow line once? Pigs here wouldn't even notice either of those things.

I once had a school bus pull over 2 minutes from our destination so I could piss in a bush. We're a weird breed of people.

 

[Turk February]

I once had a school bus pull over 2 minutes from our destination so I could piss in a bush. We're a weird breed of people.

I forget where we were going. I think I was taking 4 year olds to a strawberry farm. And everything about it obviously sucked. Chloe was a cunt. She always was. But I always forgave her cuz she was 4.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

One of my favorite genres



Not sure if anybody here is a fan of Bruce Rivers, but his son fawkin died a couple months ago.

He used to show up on my YT algorithm. Really liked his stuff; just not enough to subscribe. Didn't his son shoot/edit his videos? Damn shame.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

The woman got arrested again when she went to court drunk.

No fawkin way. Sauce?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Sauce?

Yeah. She was on it.

 

[Child..]

@Lamont & Tonelli you rib the turkposts but steer clear of my other hilarious zingers...weak "doesn't want to ruffle the BIG patposters' feathers" move there...yikh.

I legit am the only one here who will feel bad for Turk when he dies, so spare me your weak azz ribs.

Patposters will their small pathetic kaffir cocks bow down to mine... much larger and girthier, lamontster.

 

[Angel Martin]

@Lamont & Tonelli you rib the turkposts but steer clear of my other hilarious zingers...weak "doesn't want to ruffle the BIG patposters' feathers" move there...yikh.

I legit am the only one here who will feel bad for Turk when he dies, so spare me your weak azz ribs.

Patposters will their small pathetic kaffir cocks bow down to mine... much larger and girthier, lamontster.

You said it was poscast time a half hour ago.

You're begging for ribs from random users now.
You have no wife and a microcoq.

Seethe all night, Liban.