Super Bowl LVIII thread

[Sue Lightning]

I got 50$ on this game and legitimately have no idea what i’m watching

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My dad just won a good bet off this quarter after that field goal.

Anyone who has 0-0 in a minute pool just made some serious money.

 

[Cuphead]

I didn't want a blow out, but fuck I wish this game was a bit more exciting

 

[Sue Lightning]

Pat is going to freak out at that utterly meaningless RFK ad. It was pretty cool style wise but I already forgot about it. But I remember the gay Ice Spice commercial.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I say this every year but a little monkeys riding dogs rodeo would be a 100x better halftime show than whatever gay shit they have planned.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Ok so we got Arnold, Danny Devito, Jeff Goldlbum, Christopher Walkin, Usher…any other irrelevant faggots they dragged out of obscurity to do a shitty commercial?

 

[MonsterSteve]

"FIRE COUNTRY"? Fucking gay.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Ok so we got Arnold, Danny Devito, Jeff Goldlbum, Christopher Walkin, Usher…any other irrelevant faggots they dragged out of obscurity to do a shitty commercial?

Who did you bet on, Sue?

 

[Udders]

Ok so we got Arnold, Danny Devito, Jeff Goldlbum, Christopher Walkin, Usher…any other irrelevant faggots they dragged out of obscurity to do a shitty commercial?

Chuck Norris? Rick Astley?

 

[Cuphead]

"FIRE COUNTRY"? Fucking gay.

It will be canceled after a season

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I say this every year but a little monkeys riding dogs rodeo would be a 100x better halftime show than whatever gay shit they have planned.

Now that was entertainment.

 

[Jenna]

Where the fuck is my Jenna doritos commercial?

 

[Cuphead]

Taylor is getting zooted and will probably dump faggot ass Mr. Pfizer after the game

 

[NortheastPhilly]

My bet looks siiiiick

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My bet looks siiiiick

Godspeed, Phills.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Who did you bet on, Sue?

49ers.

A.) They’re from San Fransisco. So they’re faggots by proxy.
B.) They aren’t the gay Chiefs, who I only know from Taylor
C.) The Chiefs have been talked about to win so i went with the underdog

I’m like a woman when it comes to this. Who’s wearing the nicer uniform?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It will be canceled after a season

I mean how much shit is gonna burn?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I say this every year but a little monkeys riding dogs rodeo would be a 100x better halftime show than whatever gay shit they have planned.

It makes me smile everytime

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

49ers.

A.) They’re from San Fransisco. So they’re faggots by proxy.
B.) They aren’t the gay Chiefs, who I only know from Taylor
C.) The Chiefs have been talked about to win so i went with the underdog

I’m like a woman when it comes to this. Who’s wearing the nicer uniform?

Historically if you bet against the majority bet you win in the Super Bowl. That’s also how I lost $700 last year.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

49ers.

A.) They’re from San Fransisco. So they’re faggots by proxy.
B.) They aren’t the gay Chiefs, who I only know from Taylor
C.) The Chiefs have been talked about to win so i went with the underdog

I’m like a woman when it comes to this. Who’s wearing the nicer uniform?

Chiefs were 1.5 point underdogs yesterday. Probably because of their regular season records, but I agree that SF was way more of an underdog.