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Is the car thing unprompted? Is he that far gone? Not accusing, just obviously you have to format the messages. I’m extremely confused by this one.
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He composes all his tweets in Notepad before he cuts and pastes them into twitter. He oopsie doodled and pasted his car remark in the text convo rather than in a tweet.
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He will be an admiral in the Navy in no time. Ol Patrick Orbani.
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The copy paste is always when the little piggy runs out of steam. I wonder if he tweet about his black neighbors yelling that white people are free again. Nothing safe “I live in a safe neighborhood” like black guys yelling about white people.
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Hah, I caught your explanation before you deleted it. The bit was still funny, for the record. Boy do I have corrected egg on my face. TYFYS brotherman.
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He does seem off his meds today. Still reposting that rosa parks photoshop. Sorry pat we all have bigger issues than your stupid photoshop that you circulate more than the trolls themselves.
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Of course Pat claims to be a master mechanic as well as everything else.
Pat of course is an idiot and didn’t realize being a mechanic isn’t easy if you’re stupid and failed out. In a panic Pat had to do something so he went to community college in hopes of making up for his awful 1.7 yet failed again.
Also explains why he thought he could sell cars - he’s long believed he’s a car guy yet is a retard.
I wonder if that’s what happened to him and his 1.7 gpa. He didn’t care to get good grades because he figured he would just go to trade school to become a mechanic since he’s such a “car guy”. I was friends in HS with a couple guys like that, no plan for college because they were going to learn a trade, even some did the half school day / half tech school day.
Pat of course is an idiot and didn’t realize being a mechanic isn’t easy if you’re stupid and failed out. In a panic Pat had to do something so he went to community college in hopes of making up for his awful 1.7 yet failed again.
Also explains why he thought he could sell cars - he’s long believed he’s a car guy yet is a retard.
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Pat thinks doing preventative maintenance on your own makes you a mechanic. He has never pulled an engine,tore it down to the block and built it back up. I used to work on benz/bmws like 15 years ago. Pat doesnt know jack shit. he would have to watch youtube tutorials to even know where to start.
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Holy shit he's so drunk and retarded that he's tweeting his stlaker. Fawk I hope he lives forever.
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I think you're off focus here, I'll be a good brotherman and help.... he's fat you see... very fat... and stupid lol.
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Patso claims to not be a Twitter addict who is on Twitter all day, and proves it by sending a Tweet he had in the reserves.
Seriously, you can't write this sort of thing. At least HE can't, because there were no gay black military men, transgender space crabs, or disabled lesbian badasses.
Seriously, you can't write this sort of thing. At least HE can't, because there were no gay black military men, transgender space crabs, or disabled lesbian badasses.
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I bet he changed his oil once and thought “now I’m a master mechanic, child!”
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Thank you for the correction, boomia. I didn’t accurately point out just how fat and retarded he is.
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I 100% guarantee you fatty schedules his Tweets to be released at certain "prime times" for more engagement, and doesn't even use an automatic system for it hahaha
5k followers per year retard thinking he's doing marketing
5k followers per year retard thinking he's doing marketing
Nice double dipping your reply and making it a thread, real Patrick move
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Great minds think a lot!
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He's such a sad fucking cunt. I've never heard of anyone doing that.
How can he do that and deny Twitter is his life? Also how can he look like he does and deny he's fat?! These questions need answering.
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I’d love to see him actually doing this in real time, it’s probably what he’s really doing when “working” on his laptop. He’s got his phone open to twitter yet also Niki and other accounts open on his laptop (to see what people are saying behind blocks) and writing responses for tweets on some kind of notepad program or Microsoft word. Might explain the typos since I’m pretty sure notepad doesn’t spell check.