Imagine making that decision at an age where you have gray hair. What a wacky guy!
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Steve-O got a dick tattooed on his face.
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"Please take my sobriety, and me, seriously" said the man with a penis drawn on his forehead.
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He can laser that off for sure. The lines are thin.
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Back to addiction -
It is 100% a “disease”.
However it is an ACQUIRED illness, exactly like some fat fuck ignoring conventional wisdom and medical advice and getting type II diabetes.
Sure, it’s an illness, but you gave it to your fucking self and now it is your responsibility and only yours to manage it.
Too many addicts use the disease thing to avoid responsibility for poor decision making and moral failing.
It is 100% a “disease”.
However it is an ACQUIRED illness, exactly like some fat fuck ignoring conventional wisdom and medical advice and getting type II diabetes.
Sure, it’s an illness, but you gave it to your fucking self and now it is your responsibility and only yours to manage it.
Too many addicts use the disease thing to avoid responsibility for poor decision making and moral failing.
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If Bam’s parents scream “really white trash” to you you’ve never known real white trash.
His entire head needs to be laserd off.
Steve-O rules
It’s shit like this that makes it hard for me to hate on him.
He's still hilarious
Nice bit to laser it off maybe 10 months later, stupid
Nah, Steve-O was pretty fucked up. Watch the documentary about him that aired on MTV back in 2009. He was definitely digging himself an early grave.
I had the EXACT same haircut as that little fucker in the 90sSomething is "off" about Bam Margera's parents...not white trash, more akin to the parents who put their kids thru beauty pageants etc. Creepy, unsettling vibe from his old camcorder recordings.
Were you afraid of getting your haircut? That's why kids have them like that. It's the down syndrome cut, they don't like it either.
Lmao no I loved it. Getting my hair cut was a big event like going to McDonald's. When I was really little there was a flaming homo with a long hair metal 'do who cut my hair. I assumed he was a famous rock star because he had cool long hair. I've met him since and he's SUPER fucking gay. My dad started making me go to the barber with him when he found out. The barber was actually like 50× weirder when I was a kid too. Just because he had no clue how to interact with kids. The fag was fun... probably because he was trying to rape my ass.... I ended up doing a bunch of work for the straight barber years on and he was cool as fuck to us.
He really should have just kept doing drugs. Nothing of value would have been lost
When I was a little Feznor I used to get my hair cut at a barbershop run by a guy who lived a couple of houses down from us. It was a pretty nice house for the area. It wasn't until years after we had moved away that I found out the guy couldn't read. I got my hair cut by an illiterate barber and he wasn't even that great of a barber. I remember looking at his house then looking at our house and thinking my dad must be some kind of retard.
They did a shark stunt where a guy jumped a pod of them on a wakeboard but he missed the landing ramp. And landed in a pod of sharks. And one of the sharks nearly bit his hand off and ripped his wrist open. These guys are beyond lucky for the risks that they take.
Tss, Ryan Well-Dunn or sumptin', tss