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Steve-O got a dick tattooed on his face.

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Dusty Dan said:
Fair. If I do turn on any of them it'll be Bam. At least Steve-O's old clips still make me laugh. Bam always seemed like the odd one out. He came across as the rich kid with poor mates, trying to gain their approval, but with aspirations of being the Paul McCartney pretty boy who the girls want to get and for some reason was fixated with HIM, quite possibly the faggiest pop metal ever to come out of Finland, and that's saying something.

There was one I watched recently where they're all at the beach and Bam is dressed like Russel Brand and acting like a pussy. It made me irrationally angry.
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I loved Viva La Bam but yeah, Bam was always exactly what you described.

Steve-O actually did make me laugh hard within the last couple years, to be fair. He put out a hot sauce called "hot sauce for your butthole". To promote it on YouTube, he wore a thong, laid on a table and had his girlfriend pour several bottles of it up his asshole, then he stood up and did a backflip off the table and as soon as he landed he sprayed a load of hotsauce and liquid shit everywhere. It was genuinely shocking. This was on YouTube and the video was up for like a day and a half. I don't know how he even still has a channel.
 
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Sue Lightning said:
What people don’t realize is “disease is an addiction” or “it’s not a choice” isn’t some fucking excuse to relapse, or some determinism of “well you’ll always be this way no use in changing!” it’s basically saying you have this thing innately in you and you need to fucking control it, otherwise you’re gonna fuck your life up
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So basically they're like everybody else on the planet and it's not even worth mentioning. Everybody has temptations but turning them into medical issues invariably leads to this type of thinking.
 
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Stent said:
Nice old lady voice, stupid.


Wasn't Bam originally the skater faggot doing stupid shit with a few friends and putting it on the internet, then someone offered him a show and brought in basically the whole Jackass cast? They were all circus performers or something.
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Yeah bam didnt even meet the rest of them until the movie im pretty sure
 
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Bam grew up really white trash his father was a baker at a supermarket. He was a decent skateboarder and got sponsored by Nike and signed as a pro at like 15. His parents were smart with investing his money and moved up in the world pretty quickly. Him and his buddies in West Chester used to make videos of skits, pranks and skating called CKY the same name as his brother’s band. The first CKY video was a massive hit among skatefags back in like 1999. Around the same time a skateboarding Magazine called Big Brother where Knoxville, Pontius, Jeff Tremaine and others worked started making videos as well, the most famous one being Knoxville testing self defense weapons. MTV approached Bam to make a TV show as well as the Big Brother guys and it was amalgamated and became Jackass with a lot of the first season being bits taken from the Big Brother and CKY videos. Bam’s crew and the Big Brother crew knew of each other before jackass but mostly filmed stuff with their own clique.
I know way too much pointless shit about underground videos from that era. The guys who made bumfights were also offered a deal by MTV but after they were taken to court for arranging illegal prize fighting (the prize being a donut) they were ordered by the courts to not work with each other and MTV dropped the offer.
 
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Danrangutan 🦧 said:
Bam grew up really white trash his father was a baker at a supermarket. He was a decent skateboarder and got sponsored by Nike and signed as a pro at like 15. His parents were smart with investing his money and moved up in the world pretty quickly. Him and his buddies in West Chester used to make videos of skits, pranks and skating called CKY the same name as his brother’s band. The first CKY video was a massive hit among skatefags back in like 1999. Around the same time a skateboarding Magazine called Big Brother where Knoxville, Pontius, Jeff Tremaine and others worked started making videos as well, the most famous one being Knoxville testing self defense weapons. MTV approached Bam to make a TV show as well as the Big Brother guys and it was amalgamated and became Jackass with a lot of the first season being bits taken from the Big Brother and CKY videos. Bam’s crew and the Big Brother crew knew of each other before jackass but mostly filmed stuff with their own clique.
I know way too much pointless shit about underground videos from that era. The guys who made bumfights were also offered a deal by MTV but after they were taken to court for arranging illegal prize fighting (the prize being a donut) they were ordered by the courts to not work with each other and MTV dropped the offer.
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Something is "off" about Bam Margera's parents...not white trash, more akin to the parents who put their kids thru beauty pageants etc. Creepy, unsettling vibe from his old camcorder recordings.

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Wigger said:
Something is "off" about Bam Margera's parents...not white trash, more akin to the parents who put their kids thru beauty pageants etc. Creepy, unsettling vibe from his old camcorder recordings.

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His mother pretty much controlled his life financially. He had no access to his money and was given an allowance by them, which I think is still the situation. When he used to want cash he’d do appearances at bars for cash in hand and go blow the money on coke.
The really funny thing is MTV always painted April and her family as straight laced but her family wasn't much different from the Margeras full of crazies and drug taking as well.
 
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Wigger said:
Something is "off" about Bam Margera's parents...not white trash, more akin to the parents who put their kids thru beauty pageants etc. Creepy, unsettling vibe from his old camcorder recordings.

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His parents were far more loving than yours.
Yours just put you up in an apartment and let you humiliate yourself on the internet with no attempt at an intervention or anything. At least his parents care about him.
 
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Ashcroft said:
His parents were far more loving than yours.
Yours just put you up in an apartment and let you humiliate yourself on the internet with no attempt at an intervention or anything. At least his parents care about him.
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You're going to be put on ignore again...careful, don't get carried away by your own "sass".

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Johnny Knoxville, Danger Ehren, Chris Pontius and that other guy whose name escapes me are the only ones I give a shit about. They haven't turned into fags as far as I know. Neither have Preston or Wee Man but they're just a fat guy and a midget.
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Danger Ehren deserves the most love since he was the E-rock of the group.
 
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