Steam Room Pat

[TorqueWheeler]

You don't think gym regulars all hang out in one big group talking about the new people and making bets about them?

Maybe it's just the gym's I've been too clouding my judgement but I suspect it might not be the case despite Pat "Truth Teller" Tomlinson saying it.

 

[Stent]

Maybe it's just the gym's I've been too clouding my judgement but I suspect it might not be the case despite Pat "Truth Teller" Tomlinson saying it.

He never lies. He said it himself, and he never lies, so therefore it must be true.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He never lies. He said it himself, and he never lies, so therefore it must be true.

It's true. I better start preparing to enjoy prison.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

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“Heavy weights” you aint foolin anyone Pigger

 

[EraGodless]

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He doesn't understand that by lying about actually working out and still looking like shit, it makes him look fucking ridiculous. If he just owed his sloth abd relative inactivity, it would be much be much better for him than his weird gymbro Larp.

 

[swole_edging_llc]

“Heavy weights” you aint foolin anyone Pigger

His "I lift heavy weights, so I need a real gym" LARP is one of the most annoying things about him.
I did my own research:

His only two comments about deadlifts are:
1) a stupid joke premised on his wife knowing or caring for some reason about a decent NBA player from the 80's and 90's
2) him thinking that a 275 pound deadlift is something special.

He admits he weighs 220 pounds - most untrained/detrained people can deadlift about 10 to 20 pounds more than they weigh the first time they try deadlifts ( this includes women, for christ's sake ).
The 2015 comment is from around the same time that he tweeted about benching 225 ( and then he claimed to bench 250 a month or so later, "275 is next" ok fatso ).
If you are on any decent strength program, you usually can squat 300 and deadlift 400 by the time that you bench 225.
I have never seen him say anything about squats, which is the exercise that would probably help him the most.

He's a useless LARPing fat faggot, is what I'm trying to get at

 

[guyincognito2.0]

His "I lift heavy weights, so I need a real gym" LARP is one of the most annoying things about him.
I did my own research:
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His only two comments about deadlifts are:
1) a stupid joke premised on his wife knowing or caring for some reason about a decent NBA player from the 80's and 90's
2) him thinking that a 275 pound deadlift is something special.

He admits he weighs 220 pounds - most untrained/detrained people can deadlift about 10 to 20 pounds more than they weigh the first time they try deadlifts ( this includes women, for christ's sake ).
The 2015 comment is from around the same time that he tweeted about benching 225 ( and then he claimed to bench 250 a month or so later, "275 is next" ok fatso ).
If you are on any decent strength program, you usually can squat 300 and deadlift 400 by the time that you bench 225.
I have never seen him say anything about squats, which is the exercise that would probably help him the most.

He's a useless LARPing fat faggot, is what I'm trying to get at

There’s literally no way he benches 225. He lacks any little bit of muscle definition. Dude has never lifted a heavy weight in his fat faggot life

 

[swole_edging_llc]

There’s literally no way he benches 225. He lacks any little bit of muscle definition. Dude has never lifted a heavy weight in his fat faggot life

Agree, but his whole life is a LARP

3 plates LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Agree, but his whole life is a LARP

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3 plates LOLOLOLOLOLOL

There’s no chance he’s ever done 5 pull ups much less 20 of them.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I hate gym regular Pat. Hanging out with the other alphas mocking the undisciplined and respecting women.

Yeeeuk.

 

[swole_edging_llc]

There’s no chance he’s ever done 5 pull ups much less 20 of them.

Well, not all at once, LOL.
I bet he did 8 sets of 2 and 4 sets of 1 with 5 minute rests.
JK, he can't do any pullups without the pullup machine - he probably did a set of 20 with 200 pounds of help and was near failure on the last 3

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Well, not all at once, LOL.
I bet he did 8 sets of 2 and 4 sets of 1 with 5 minute rests.
JK, he can't do any pullups without the pullup machine - he probably did a set of 20 with 200 pounds of help and was near failure on the last 3

Hahahaha! You’re 100% right! He definitely used the girl assist on the pull-up machine! He probably also does pushups on his knees like a broad.

 

[swole_edging_llc]

The MAC has always been a social club where you go to network and swim.
They added weights and classes later.
When I was still in Wisconsin, I had a buddy in sales that met clients there so he bought a membership.
They give members a bunch of free vouchers, so I worked out with him there a few times.
The bars are all chromed because a place like that likes everything to look shiny.
Of course that makes it nearly impossible to grip, and chalk doesn't help on chrome so they don't have to worry about people bringing chalk.
Shitty place to work out, but the people are rich and nice.
And the women are gorgeous.

I bet dipshit met the boat guy there - he gave him a nice handjob probably

 

[peckafacce]

The fuck is this faggots obsession with steam rooms??

He's gay

 

[Nick Gerlips]

He's either hooking up with gays in the steam room or totally lying about going to the steam room because he would do something like that.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I went into a steam room when I was 19 and some guy in there started talking to me and 5 minutes later he took his towel off randomly. I left and never stepped foot in another steam room again.

Patrick is 100% soliciting gay sex.

 

[PickleRickle]

Steam rooms are for faggots, especially public ones. Why would I want to smell some guys freshly steamed asshole? Come on. I always knew those were fag exclusive zones. Thanks for teaching me something, Patrick. You big fruit.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Now I don't know what do after a big heavy workout. Rick says to sit in a steam room and you won't get sore but Jim Norton used to order the tall Styrofoam cup of vegetable juice.

 

[stealthygeek]

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"Forth for the week." - Professional Author

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

How can his " Fans" not see through this cringe shit?

“Fans”
Lol