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Whats the excuse for slovenly piece of shit loser Cumia leaving? Not getting a wedding gift?

Typically wedding gifts are accepted up to a year after the wedding. He was just lazy, and never got around to it. As for leaving, we had been there quite a while. The ceremony and the party were two separate venues and the ceremony was really long. I don't remember exactly what time we left, but I DO remember dessert was served, and for a while. Certainly passed the bare minimum amount of time to spend at a wedding, knowing there's a 45 min drive back to the hotel.
 

Sue Lightning

<-- Never heard of Spankbang
Typically wedding gifts are accepted up to a year after the wedding. He was just lazy, and never got around to it.
No. Its not that he’s lazy. Its that he doesn’t give a fuck. Cumia himself has said this countless times with his “IM JUST NOT A GOOD FRIEND!” bullshit. If you want to argue its because Opie isn’t his friend, he couldn’t even remember Joe Curries birthday. Cumia doesn’t do shit for anyone. He’ll point out his generosity like giving his brother almost a million dollars but refuses to mention he had to be guilted into it and only did it because he’s a pussy who can’t say no. Even faggot fuck Norton brought Opie a gift, and on the day of his wedding. Nana is a selfish asshole. He would have acted the same way if him and Opie were best friends.
 

Sue Lightning

<-- Never heard of Spankbang
No. Its not that he’s lazy. Its that he doesn’t give a fuck. Cumia himself has said this countless times with his “IM JUST NOT A GOOD FRIEND!” bullshit. If you want to argue its because Opie isn’t his friend, he couldn’t even remember Joe Curries birthday. Cumia doesn’t do shit for anyone. He’ll point out his generosity like giving his brother almost a million dollars but refuses to mention he had to be guilted into it and only did it because he’s a pussy who can’t say no. Even faggot fuck Norton brought Opie a gift, and on the day of his wedding. Nana is a selfish asshole. He would have acted the same way if him and Opie were best friends.
Add onto the evidence of him just being a piece of shit especially towards his friends…he literally tried to and did fuck your ex, Danny. Thats not what good friends do. And i know for a fucking fact the shit he did to Jimmy that “made him never forgive him” (said by Opie and dated to around 2005) was 100% trying to fuck Nortons girlfriend. He’s selfish and a piece of shit and has unshakable sexual confidence. I know he tried to fuck Jims girlfriend and probably shit talked him to her as a reason they should sleep together.
 
If you went only by YT comments, you'd think Ant was perfect and never did a single thing wrong and that Opie was the cause of all the problems on that show. Nana has a very cult like following.
And they all come in with hot takes from 2008 like "Anthony's not a racist, he's just being real about race" while he's nigger tweeting and laughing at black kids getting killed. "Anthony's not a pedophile, he's just being real about his insatiable desire to groom and molest underage girls"
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
Typically wedding gifts are accepted up to a year after the wedding. He was just lazy, and never got around to it. As for leaving, we had been there quite a while. The ceremony and the party were two separate venues and the ceremony was really long. I don't remember exactly what time we left, but I DO remember dessert was served, and for a while. Certainly passed the bare minimum amount of time to spend at a wedding, knowing there's a 45 min drive back to the hotel.
It's extraordinarily common--customary in fact--to have a wedding at a place of worship and reception in a separate venue. It is undoubtedly rude to leave during dessert, especially causing a mass exodus of people with you, instead of waiting 15 mins until everyone gets on dance floor and your departure is less disruptive and vibe killing .

That being said, I would be grateful once 🐜 left because I'm sure he was leering at 14 year old relatives and scaring people with his demonic visage and sweaty, greasy drunkenness. It was for the best, Opester.

The gift thing was wrong for all the reasons I said above concerning Long islanders especially.

Of course, none of the interns were complicit in these misdeeds since they needed the ride back.
 
mass exodus of people with you,

Anthony, Keith, Keith's wife, me, my chick.

You're right though, I wish I had stayed that extra 15 minutes so I could have seen Sam drink Rumple Minze out of Opie's shoe.

needed the ride back.

Yes. You see, we had hotel rooms at the Borgata, and took a casino limo to the wedding and reception. So yes. I needed the one ride, that we all took, back to our hotel, where we were spending the weekend. It's really not that hard. I'm sure you'll find a way, however.
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
Anthony, Keith, Keith's wife, me, my chick.

You're right though, I wish I had stayed that extra 15 minutes so I could have seen Sam drink Rumple Minze out of Opie's shoe.



Yes. You see, we had hotel rooms at the Borgata, and took a casino limo to the wedding and reception. So yes. I needed the one ride, that we all took, back to our hotel, where we were spending the weekend. It's really not that hard. I'm sure you'll find a way, however.
Yes we are in agreement. The person in charge of the ride (Anthony) is only one responsible for having a bunch of people file out just as the party was beginning
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
Anthony, Keith, Keith's wife, me, my chick.

You're right though, I wish I had stayed that extra 15 minutes so I could have seen Sam drink Rumple Minze out of Opie's shoe.



Yes. You see, we had hotel rooms at the Borgata, and took a casino limo to the wedding and reception. So yes. I needed the one ride, that we all took, back to our hotel, where we were spending the weekend. It's really not that hard. I'm sure you'll find a way, however.

Dan, when did the bloom come off the rose for you with Ant?

Not the absolute end, I mean when did you first start to think "this cunt isn't what he thinks he is". I'm just curious if you have a moment that sticks out for you.
 

DMAN

SUFFERING FROM DMANIA, PRONE TO DMANIC EPISODES
Don't 'but what about Ant.' me for two spastic posts and then act like I said 'but Opie....' to you. I'm not falling for your effeminate arsenal of tricks. You argue like a goofy bitch.

You came into a thread perfectly designed to hate Ant but wanted to talk about Opie instead. You asked a question and I answered. Being a cheerleader wasn't even called for in the first place. But when it was challenged, you flop on your tits and start crying about Ant. Couldn't even commit to calling me a faggot directly.

Put on a dress, go sit next to Sue and wait for a sucking Opie's cock thread to come along. Faggot.

This thread was designed to hate on Anthony and your post was literally "But what about Opie!" -- And then like the little faggot you are, you projected exactly what you did onto your betters in a flacid attempt to argue pro Compound Cumia Cel bullshit.

You've never made a memorable post, other than this "WHAT ABOUT OPIE" faggotry which is pretty forgettable itself, to be fair. All your criticism just blends into the background noise of other YouTube commenting, tough typing faggots.

Patposting Cocksucker. Go back to your impotent gossip containment section, you little group-following bitch.
 

DMAN

SUFFERING FROM DMANIA, PRONE TO DMANIC EPISODES
This is the hardest I’ve seen @DMAN DISMANTLED in a long time

You just witnessed a Cumia Cel grasping at the same gay bitch arguments they all do, Nothing he said was even remotely accurate about Opie let alone The DMAN's great analysis and contributions to this very important collective. Your account has been attributed 2 demerit points.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Filipino Supervisor
Anthony. He stayed at the Opsters wedding for half the day, didn’t get him a gift, spent the time he WAS at the wedding talking to Danny and texting a group chat about the nigger gospel singers, and then decided to tell all the “Ant interns” to follow him to the Casino, in the middle of the wedding, like a retarded misfit pied piper. Keep in mind noted friend abandoner and faggot Jim Norton got Opie a gift. He stayed for the whole wedding.

The problem with the OP you quoted…”Man Opies such a bitch for being upset the guy he worked with for 20 years disrespected him at his own wedding!!”…hey dumb Anthony ballwashing faggots…Anthony has gotten more upset at far more trivial bullshit than the Opster did. He fucking hated and resented Opie for 20 years, putting his face on pillows to punch, shit talking him to his coworkers, fucking with his family, etc…BECAUSE OPIE DISRESPECTED HIS WHORE INTERN BLOWING GF FROM 20 YEARS AGO. So who is the sensitive baby exactly?

Fucking low IQ dwopie opie haters.
My only criticism about opie's wedding was that it was three days! Wtf man
Having said that, Ant couldn't stay 1 day he had to run off and be a degenerate
 
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Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Filipino Supervisor
Every dumbfuck criticism the ballwashers have for the Opster is present in Anthony and ignored even though he does it far, far worse.

Opie can only go to the phones!
And he made magic out of it you cocksucker. Name me a single funny interaction Nana had when someone was on the phone or doing an interview with them. You can’t.

Opie is sensitive!
Anthony is far, far more sensitive. He’s also a bitter pussy who lashes out and lets resentment build up because he can’t talk to people like a fucking man.

Opie is passive aggressive!
And Nana is passive without being aggressive. He’s a sniveling fucking coward. Opie was allowed to be passive aggressive because he’s the goddamn shot caller and needed to let you know you fucked up without screaming in your face that you did.

Opie isn’t funny!
Anthony was less funny than Jim ”FAGGOT” Norton. Shut the fuck up. Name me a single thing Anthony was good for that wasn’t prop comic clown minstrel show faggotry. OH THOSE OLD MOVIE REFERENCES THOUGH

Opie is useless!
If Anthony didn’t exist Opie would find some other dumb fuck AC man to crack jokes about blacks being apes or the Shining. If the Opster didn’t exist Nana would be smoking crack between breaks at the job site. Opie is THE driving force of O&As creation and success…Why is his name first, you dwopes?

Opie is unsuccessful!
Anthony just had to close up shop for his right wing pedophile network while the Opsters does his thing on duh Youtube. Cope and seethe brainless retards.
Anthony could only do the Patrick thing that he would mock you for having fewer Twitter followers. He was a real telephone tough guy.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Filipino Supervisor
It's extraordinarily common--customary in fact--to have a wedding at a place of worship and reception in a separate venue. It is undoubtedly rude to leave during dessert, especially causing a mass exodus of people with you, instead of waiting 15 mins until everyone gets on dance floor and your departure is less disruptive and vibe killing .

That being said, I would be grateful once 🐜 left because I'm sure he was leering at 14 year old relatives and scaring people with his demonic visage and sweaty, greasy drunkenness. It was for the best, Opester.

The gift thing was wrong for all the reasons I said above concerning Long islanders especially.

Of course, none of the interns were complicit in these misdeeds since they needed the ride back.
Was Joe Qumia invited? Did he bring a gift? Perhaps a sweet COD shirt?
 
This thread was designed to hate on Anthony and your post was literally "But what about Opie!" -- And then like the little faggot you are, you projected exactly what you did onto your betters in a flacid attempt to argue pro Compound Cumia Cel bullshit.

You've never made a memorable post, other than this "WHAT ABOUT OPIE" faggotry which is pretty forgettable itself, to be fair. All your criticism just blends into the background noise of other YouTube commenting, tough typing faggots.

Patposting Cocksucker. Go back to your impotent gossip containment section, you little group-following bitch.
That's not what happened.

Threads about Ant, you want to cheerlead Opie. I reply about Opie, you want to talk about Ant. You act like a bitch, I told you put on a dress and sit with the other girls.

Go back to talking about yourself in the third person. Goofy character prop act.
 

DMAN

SUFFERING FROM DMANIA, PRONE TO DMANIC EPISODES
Threads about Ant, you want to cheerlead Opie. I reply about Opie, you want to talk about Ant.

Yeah FAGGOT, It's called you overlooking the glaring flaws in that cunt so that you can squint and make it sound like Opie is worse.

Go back to talking about yourself in the third person. Goofy character prop act.

Go back? The DMAN never stopped doing it, you dumb son of a bitch. Try keeping up with the gimmick.

I told you put on a dress and sit with the other girls.

Yeah, and you just repeated it again because you ran out of material before you even started, as evident by the idea that somehow The DMAN's powerful masculine comments about Opie are less than hetero. You will continue to disappoint, with low quality zingers. Such is the life of a Compound Cumia Cel. Doomed to repeating themselves.
 
Yeah FAGGOT, It's called you overlooking the glaring flaws in that cunt so that you can squint and make it sound like Opie is worse.



Go back? The DMAN never stopped doing it, you dumb son of a bitch. Try keeping up with the gimmick.



Yeah, and you just repeated it again because you ran out of material before you even started, as evident by the idea that somehow The DMAN's powerful masculine comments about Opie are less than hetero. You will continue to disappoint, with low quality zingers. Such is the life of a Compound Cumia Cel. Doomed to repeating themselves.
Ok 👌
 
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