So the Joker gets gang raped and killed?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sequels used to bomb more often than not at the box office. Godfather II made less than half of the first movie. Aliens made the same as Alien despite a massive marketing campaign. It's usually rare for a franchise to make more money in its sequels than the first. And sequels usually get double the marketing of the first so you make even less money in the long run.

Whenever a sequel makes more than the first film you usually get a franchise like those Saw horror movies where they make 20 of them.

Gee, I wonder why Godfather II FAILED. Maybe something was missing. Perhaps a very important character and the namesake of the whole fucking franchise. Salvatore "The Godfather" Tessio, anyone?

They should've just used my screenplay, The Godfather 2: Full Throttle. I wrote a whole fucking badass action movie which was eventually stolen and turned into "The Transporter" with Jason Statham.

I used to show up to the set trying to get people to read it and I wasn't allowed in. One time I grabbed ahold of Bobby Deniro through a hole in a fence and wouldn't let go of him. I didn't hurt him or anything, I just held him there for 3 minutes while like 10 people tried to pull me off. I put an ancient gypsy curse on him lol. It worked too.

 

[NoBacon]

They only made this movie because the wrong people enjoyed the first one in the wrong way, they don’t care about making money.

Hollywood should be treated like hostile alien pedophiles.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Gee, I wonder why Godfather II FAILED. Maybe something was missing. Perhaps a very important character and the namesake of the whole fucking franchise. Salvatore "The Godfather" Tessio, anyone?

They should've just used my screenplay, The Godfather 2: Full Throttle. I wrote a whole fucking badass action movie which was eventually stolen and turned into "The Transporter" with Jason Statham.

I used to show up to the set trying to get people to read it and I wasn't allowed in. One time I grabbed ahold of Bobby Deniro through a hole in a fence and wouldn't let go of him. I didn't hurt him or anything, I just held him there for 3 minutes while like 10 people tried to pull me off. I put an ancient gypsy curse on him lol. It worked too.

NO ONE CARES!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

NO ONE CARES!

DON'T YOU EVER CARCRASH ME, COOLIDGE!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

DON'T YOU EVER CARCRASH ME, COOLIDGE!

GAY!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I saw critics AND audiences thought it was shit which is pretty impressive as capeshit fans seem to like everything. I couldn’t get through the first one because it just made me want to watch “King of Comedy” instead which is a much better movie.

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[lowend73]

Joker was a flat out copy of Taxi Driver and King of Comedy. Todd Phillips did not want to make a sequel, but he had no problem with The Hangover and those horrible sequels.

I hope he finds no work, there was no reason for the movie to turn out the way it did.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Christ, the second one is still ripping off King of Comedy

 

[NoBacon]

x.com

x.com

Even Phoenix hates it

 

[Fuck]

I never watched Joker 1 because it is capeshit. I did not care about all the idiots screaming about how good it was. Every bit of it sounded like it was designed for an audience fed up with the state of things by the time 2019 rolled around, but it's capeshit, so I knew there was going to be some ulterior motive to it.

And...


Five years later, you've got a fanbase who internalized this stupid capeshit a while ago, and now the character has been canonically thoroughly destroyed, right before yet another chaotic election. And we're talking about it, because there are enough retards out there who are shocked, shocked, that their precious capeshit is doing capeshit shit. They even threw Lady Gaga into the mix to drive home how dumb their fans are. No one will learn anything from any of this.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Prison rape is funny though. I think we all can agree on that.

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

They only made this movie because the wrong people enjoyed the first one in the wrong way, they don’t care about making money.

Hollywood should be treated like hostile alien pedophiles.

"Bro I'm just like the joker"

 

[The Sue Deal]

Joker was a flat out copy of Taxi Driver and King of Comedy. Todd Phillips did not want to make a sequel, but he had no problem with The Hangover and those horrible sequels.

I hope he finds no work, there was no reason for the movie to turn out the way it did.

I liked when they asked Martin Scorcese if he saw the movie:

“I saw clips of it,” Scorsese said of Joker. “I know it. So it’s like, why do I need to see it?” I get it. It’s fine.”

 

[NigelCumia]

Why they didn't show blood on his tidy whities

unless his butt hole was already blown up way before that

Judging by the earlier "the guards said you wanted to kiss me" scene and none of the other guards looking surprised when the Irish one said to remove his clothes, I got the impression Arthur was being turnt out for awhile.

 

[We Have Everything]

Genghis Khan:

“The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.”​

Hollywood:

"The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to dangle entertaining tropes and characters before them, only to rob them of any harmonious conclusions (happy endings, morals to take from story, etc) or embed sick/demented principles using your advanced social engineering skills, and do it independent of the profit/loss motve, as this warfare masquerading as entertainment gets subsidized by other things).

 

[DMbA]

Judging by the earlier "the guards said you wanted to kiss me" scene and none of the other guards looking surprised when the Irish one said to remove his clothes, I got the impression Arthur was being turnt out for awhile.