Six Figure Author

[Slackjawed Cow]

The good old days when pat thought he had the world by the short and curlies. I bet he never predicted he would be -$53k in debt and his home would depreciate 15% in a booming housing market in 4 short years. He got paid $33k per book on a 3 book deal.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I'm sure major publishers love it when contracts are posted on social media.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

What kind of tacky bitch talks at all about their income, let alone tweets about it, let alone tweets about it this much?

An insecure tacky bitch. Funny how he isn’t so open about his finances since losing big on his lawsuit that everyone knew was going to fail. I hope no one posts the figures repeatedly in every Twitter thread he ever participates in.

 

[RickReternal]

I'm sure major publishers love it when contracts are posted on social media.

To be fair, they’d only give a shit if he posted the terms, specifically the financials. They don’t want authors comparing notes. They rely on authors marketing via social media so contract signing is just a first step in that.

What bothered them about Patrick, I suspect, was that his books didn’t sell and he’s hard to work with. Those were the real problems.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

To be fair, they’d only give a shit if he posted the terms, specifically the financials. They don’t want authors comparing notes. They rely on authors marketing via social media so contract signing is just a first step in that.

What bothered them about Patrick, I suspect, was that his books didn’t sell and he’s hard to work with. Those were the real problems.

I'm sure they know how many times he's been swatted. I'm surprised they even allow their name to be mentioned on his social media accounts.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

To be fair, they’d only give a shit if he posted the terms, specifically the financials.

He doesn’t seem to understand that $33,000 to write one book is…not a lot of money. Especially at the rate at which this fat cunt writes.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Say six figures again, fatso

 

[Butterknife]

"Has consentual [sic] sex on a regular basis."

Who tf says things like this?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Notice that he usually tries to act like he is inclusive on twitter to his followers but he quickly switches to a braggadocios insufferable cunt at the first sign of a little success. He is so phony. He constantly looks down on everyone else and thinks he deserves to be rich and famous. Hell $100k isnt even that much money if you live in a coastal city. Thats still in the poverty line in LA or NY and he was acting like he was set for life. Im so glad the internet took the wind out of his sails. All the shit he used to brag about on twitter has been pretty much shut down and/or debunked. He is just a shell of his former self.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

I’ve just noticed most of these tweets were pre-Norm which negates the argument that he was picked on at random. I can’t imagine why an abrasive and obnoxious idiot constantly receives mean comments on Twitter.

 

[Meownaw]

Why do I have a feeling he is right handed but took this photo to make it seem like he is left?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

He doesn’t seem to understand that $33,000 to write one book is…not a lot of money. Especially at the rate at which this fat cunt writes.

If true, it's also only 5 figures

 

[RickReternal]

Why do I have a feeling he is right handed but took this photo to make it seem like he is left?

Had the same thought

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Why do I have a feeling he is right handed but took this photo to make it seem like he is left?

I'm pretty sure he's left handed. He always points it out in tyranny twitter debates on how there are more troops today because it's more socially acceptable. Like in the the old days he wouldve been oppressed by being left handed

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

If true, it's also on 5 figures

He’s such a rube he thinks six figures split between three books is a brag-worthy income. No wonder he thought it was amazing that anyone would have $17k in liquidity available.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Like in the the old days he wouldve been oppressed by being left handed

He would have been oppressed for being a faggot. I miss the good old days.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Why do I have a feeling he is right handed but took this photo to make it seem like he is left?

 

[Meownaw]

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I'm 100% sure he isn't left handed.

 

[Suetonius]

I'm sure major publishers love it when contracts are posted on social media.

I’m sure major publishers love when their signed authors go around arguing with random trolls and using their contract as a bragging right. Really shows you’re taking the business obligation seriously.

 

[Africa.com]

Hey Pat I make six figures. A year. Not per contract. And I have a Cadillac health care plan I pay exactly $0 per month for. And a pension. No one is impressed you made six figures once over a few years in your life. Stay poor and fat. I retire at 53