Never got a bone in canned tuna...canned salmon, yes...but the bone was caramelized or whatever you call it when its soft and almost edible.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Should you kill people who leave the bones in tuna?
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I go fawking deep with the manxes, brothaman
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You're caramelized, bitch.
I just went and looked at the can because you're all fucking pieces of shit. It was salmon. I'M A FUCKING STUPID GAY IDIOT AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF.
I've got two of them. They're pretty amazing hunters.
I'd tell you to drink bleach, but you'd probably just pound back some hair conditioner, you goober
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It's a completely understandable mistake (it's really not you should get your throat examined say AHHHHHH)
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I hope he didn't take it personal or nothin', it's just that everyone was getting mean and I get so caught up
I understand, funster. It's easy to get caught up in the moment and let some lead fly. It's all good.
Have a good day now, ya hear.
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tell your whore mother to use that cunt of hers to generate some extra $$$ on the side
Chef adam libby is eating better than you
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tell your whore mother to use that cunt of hers to generate some extra $$$ on the side
Chef adam libby is eating better than you
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Those things are fucking vile.
Nothing a little generic-pop icon posting with my brother Abdulrahman wouldn't cure.
ie time to make some baby-noises brotherman...
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T'choopoo: Warrior Princess
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She gave you sardines, Abe. Sardines and she pretended it was tuna. Keep an eye on her, I don't think she could be trusted in a combat situation.
Are you staying for dinner? Mom's making pasta.
