Should you kill people who leave the bones in tuna?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had to put a sink in for my mom today. She made me a tuna sandwich. The first bite I got a bunch of fucking bones. She says the bones are good for you. I wanted to throw the fucking plate at the wall and say "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU STUPIT FUCKIN BITCH??"

I should go fucking slit my throat in front of her. Then she'd be sorry.

 

[wbgreen]

Does your mom shop at the ghetto grocery store? I eat tuna once a week and never find bones.

Maybe she's getting back at you for doing a shitty job on her new sink.

 

[HH Brother]

I hear you, Abe funster. I find anything put in with Tuna fucking stinks. I remember the time my aunt put in celery in it and I didn't know it and I bite down and it starts crunching. Listen, you fucking old bag, if I wanted vegetables, I WOULD GO TO A FUCKING FARMERS MARKET

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Never heard of a bone in a tuna tin but the old broad is right. Small bones are pretty much the best calcium you can get and you should make fish with small feathery bones part of your diet.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Never heard of a bone in a tuna tin but the old broad is right. Small bones are pretty much the best calcium you can get and you should make fish with small feathery bones part of your diet.

I'll kill you too, nigger.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Does your mom shop at the ghetto grocery store? I eat tuna once a week and never find bones.

Maybe she's getting back at you for doing a shitty job on her new sink.

Probably. She's been cheap as fuck my whole life. Pretty much all the canned tuna and salmon I ever buy has a spine in the tin though.

 

[Turk February]

I don't mean to play therapist here, but it sounds like the tuna is not the problem. It sounds like you might have some anger issues and deep resentments for your mother. Have you considered hitting her?

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I'll kill you too, nigger.

Fuck you, I hope the sink leaks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fuck you, I hope the sink leaks.

That stupid fucking sink will never leak in a million years, FUCKFACE.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I have a bone your mother can chew on right here.

 

[guest]

I grew up poor as fuck and I've never seen a bone in a tin of tuna. Is she feeding you Whiskas or something?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Fuck you, I hope the sink leaks.

What do you know about fucking sinks, FUCKFACE!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I grew up poor as fuck and I've never seen a bone in a tin of tuna. Is she feeding you Whiskas or something?

How am I the only person in the fucking world who gets bones in canned tuna and salmon? Is this all a fucking dream?? It can't be, because if it was, Paul Weimer would be fucking raping me.

 

[guest]

How am I the only person in the fucking world who gets bones in canned tuna and salmon?

The salmon always had the little bones but the tuna? I'm in Canada too, treat your mom to some Clover Leaf for fucks sake.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What do you know about fucking sinks, FUCKFACE!

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That cat's cute as fuck. It looks like one of my cats except she's got no tail.

I know people like to shit on your sink, but honestly, I like it. It's too small to let dishes pile up and that's a good thing.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The salmon always had the little bones but the tuna? I'm in Canada too, treat your mom to some Clover Leaf for fucks sake.

Wanna meet up and kill eachother?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

That stupid fucking sink will never leak in a million years, FUCKFACE.

I don't know Abe a million years is a pretty long time

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

That cat's cute as fuck. It looks like one of my cats except she's got no tail.

I know people like to shit on your sink, but honestly, I like it. It's too small to let dishes pile up and that's a good thing.

Thanks Abe, the sink is just the right size for my retard claws.

Have a blessed day.

 

[guest]

Wanna meet up and kill eachother?

I was just going to get the government to do it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't know Abe a million years is a pretty long time

You don't fuckin know SHIT