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He should start by removing check marks from all (((journalists))) and anyone advocating trans rights. Pronouns in your bio should be an immediate ban."People are going to be able to say things I disagree with without getting banned. This place will be a hellhole."
87 tweets per day. Nice life, stupid.I found this ''
Fuck it, I went ahead and did the rough and dirty calculation. I downloaded 3200 of Pat's most recent tweets, which isn't random but probably random enough given the distribution I found on them and another random selection of 500 from the whole population.
At a 99% confidence interval and a MoE of 2.3%, we find that his average word count is just over 19 words a tweet. We'll assume he doesn't have many deleted tweets relative to his total tweet count, given his lack of shame. This yields just over 3 million words (3,025,475 to be precise) and, assuming the average 300 page book has 90,000 words, he's wasted 33 books' worth of words on Twatter.
An immense loss to humanity, to be sure.
EDIT: Not much to see but uploaded the 3200 tweets with the calculations just to make sure I didn't fuck anything up.
EDIT 2: Using a more conservative measure of 500 words to a page, we come to the conclusion that he's only written twenty one 300 page works. (25 tweets to a page at roughly 500 words per 25 tweets, so 7500 tweets per book. 159k tweets divided by 7500 tweets per book yields 21.2 or 21 books.)
So it was about 21 fucking books worth on Twitter!!! View attachment 37412
atalker is his favourite word.
It shouldn't come as a surprise that Pat's twitter output far outweighs his published novels, his carefully-curated online persona is his magnum opus.I found this ''
Fuck it, I went ahead and did the rough and dirty calculation. I downloaded 3200 of Pat's most recent tweets, which isn't random but probably random enough given the distribution I found on them and another random selection of 500 from the whole population.
At a 99% confidence interval and a MoE of 2.3%, we find that his average word count is just over 19 words a tweet. We'll assume he doesn't have many deleted tweets relative to his total tweet count, given his lack of shame. This yields just over 3 million words (3,025,475 to be precise) and, assuming the average 300 page book has 90,000 words, he's wasted 33 books' worth of words on Twatter.
An immense loss to humanity, to be sure.
EDIT: Not much to see but uploaded the 3200 tweets with the calculations just to make sure I didn't fuck anything up.
EDIT 2: Using a more conservative measure of 500 words to a page, we come to the conclusion that he's only written twenty one 300 page works. (25 tweets to a page at roughly 500 words per 25 tweets, so 7500 tweets per book. 159k tweets divided by 7500 tweets per book yields 21.2 or 21 books.)
So it was about 21 fucking books worth on Twitter!!! View attachment 37412
atalker is his favourite word.
I'm surprised his website hasn't been ddos'd to hell and back yet. Or just generally fucked with. I also wonder how many fans will strangely have email addresses like '[email protected]' or '[email protected]'
Someone mentioned self publishing a book of his tweets for a laugh. I'd buy one. I wonder about the legalities of it though. I'd call it, 'Actual Tough Guy: The Musings of Patrick S Tomlinson.It shouldn't come as a surprise that Pat's twitter output far outweighs his published novels, his carefully-curated online persona is his magnum opus.
The other day on reddit some faggot was complaining that people were using he for Ezra Miller... The Flash actor who is losing his mind on the ice in Hawaii... Now this faggot prance around in makeup and all, makes Jaden Smith look masculine... But he has said he doesn't mind he being used.its not an issue for him...He should start by removing check marks from all (((journalists))) and anyone advocating trans rights. Pronouns in your bio should be an immediate ban.
And fatlyPatrick S Tomlinson isnt a writer he just copies them. (poorly)
"eLoN mUsK iSnT aN iNnOvAtOr"View attachment 37427
What a melodramatic faggot… as if he’s going to be targeted for a block by Elon.
Musk's biggest ballwashers refer to him as "Papa Elon" which Pat should for respect
Well said and as I posted earlier it was estimated he has tweeted 21 books worth of absolute shite. The only people who really notice him are us!"eLoN mUsK iSnT aN iNnOvAtOr"
He's still done more with his life than you have or ever will, faggot. And he's actually been successful. You are just coming across as exactly what you are - a weak fat faggot consumed by jealousy and impotent rage because yet again, someone who is a doer rather than a talker is taking away something that you love, and yet again, you are powerless to do anything about it.
All you have ever done is tweet, Pat. That's it. That's your whole life. And you won't even be remembered for it because you won't be remembered at all, least of all by your daughter.
Pat had the fantasy that he would go off and become a successful writer with movies and merch. He will prove his teachers wrong. His exwife will regret leaving him. His daughter will see him on tv one day and locate him. She will show up on his doorstep where they will embrace and begin a new relationship catching up on all the missed time.Well said and as I posted earlier it was estimated he has tweeted 21 books worth of absolute shite. The only people who really notice him are us!
The whole dedication to Annabelle is the thing I hate the most about him. She's always been home Fatrick!
I would LOVE Fatrick to get noticed by the Musk cult and get into it with them by insulting Elon. He would have hundreds of new people exposed to him and he would spend hours battling them....
Or id love him to try 'school' Elon and get slapped down by the man himself.
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