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Shane's nipples and gunt protruding at a wedding, very disrespectful.

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Nice job ruining the wedding photo you disgusting fat slob!
Even Pat owns 1-2 “nice” shirts, Shane can’t say the same. I can’t imagine anyone thinking it’s ok to not even wear something with a collar / button down to a wedding. The hiking boots? All kinds of fucked up and looks like he’s proudly smiling while wearing his very special Star Trek feedbag mask.
 

Patrick O'Neal

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Even Pat owns 1-2 “nice” shirts, Shane can’t say the same. I can’t imagine anyone thinking it’s ok to not even wear something with a collar / button down to a wedding. The hiking boots? All kinds of fucked up and looks like he’s proudly smiling while wearing his very special Star Trek feedbag mask.

I imagine at that size your weight varies quite a lot. On Monday, you might be 260 pounds. By Friday that could be down to 240. After the weekend, could be back up to 270.

You need fabric that can STRETCH. That T is probably 50% cotton-spandex, 50% elastic. Medical-grade shit.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I imagine at that size your weight varies quite a lot. On Monday, you might be 260 pounds. By Friday that could be down to 240. After the weekend, could be back up to 270.

You need fabric that can STRETCH. That T is probably 50% cotton-spandex, 50% elastic. Medical-grade shit.
He has the body of someone that lays around all day yet clsims to have chopped down trees, fought fires, walk around town punching Nazi’s, etc yet he’s all gunt. Small shoulders, tiny arms, and all fat flab.
 
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Honey Badger

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What are the odds the only person engaging in good faith with Shane is this guy?

Edit: Jesus Christ, I need to vet these things for 5 seconds before I run here to post

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