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Shane's nipples and gunt protruding at a wedding, very disrespectful.

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Holy shit I didn’t notice that, I really think he wanted to wear a Star Trek / Xbox type shirt and the compromise was this long sleeve but a Star Trek XXL face mask. You can tell from his grin under the mask he’s so proud to be wearing his favorite Star Trek stuff while the children here are actually dressed properly.
I remember getting ready to go to a wedding and my buddy's kid was being a real shit about wanting to bring a doll and a bunch of the doll's accessories with her. Instead of being like "YOUR FUCKING DOLL ISN'T ALIVE. IT DOESN'T NEED YOU. IT WILL STILL BE A DOLL WHEN YOU GET HOME." he had his old Hell's Angels dad pretend to babysit the doll while we were at the wedding. I imagine Shane/Pat being similar.

"Can I bring a toy?"

"No."

"Awww, but it's gonna be boring! AWWWWW!"
 

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I remember getting ready to go to a wedding and my buddy's kid was being a real shit about wanting to bring a doll and a bunch of the doll's accessories with her. Instead of being like "YOUR FUCKING DOLL ISN'T ALIVE. IT DOESN'T NEED YOU. IT WILL STILL BE A DOLL WHEN YOU GET HOME." he had his old Hell's Angels dad pretend to babysit the doll while we were at the wedding. I imagine Shane/Pat being similar.

"Can I bring a toy?"

"No."

"Awww, but it's gonna be boring! AWWWWW!"
That’s the vibe I got from how you can tell he has a big smile because he’s wearing his Star Trek mask for the photo. It’s like a kid bringing his ninja turtles or whatever kids play with so they don’t cry and whine. I think I took a couple GI Joes to a wedding when I was 4. Shane is late 30s / early 40s here.
 
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DMCA?

That's actually more of a Oswald Cobblepot ass.
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Oh my God. Why did I do that? A wheelchair bound woman who calls herself a man, has a double ostomy, got her tits cut off, is an alcoholic, drug addict and self harmer, is suicidal, is into reptiles (has one named "Toothless"), and moderates "r/Transmascdicks". Reddit is a real life horror film.
 

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Thanks for making an effort, Shane. Did you have a wall to spackle after the wedding? Clearly living that life of sheer opulence after retirement.
Oh God its a fucking Star Trek mask. He wore a fucking Star Trek covid mask to a wedding to go along with his 5 dollar XXXL sweat shirt and 50 waist jeans. Did he even shower? Look at his fucking greasy, thin hair.
 

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Oh God its a fucking Star Trek mask. He wore a fucking Star Trek covid mask to a wedding to go along with his 5 dollar XXXL sweat shirt and 50 waist jeans. Did he even shower? Look at his fucking greasy, thin hair.
And you can tell how proud he is to be wearing his very special Star Trek mask for the important wedding photos. I’ve never seen someone dress like such a slob for a wedding. Gross long sleeve shirt, jeans, and fucking hiking boots - couldn’t even wear something with a collar like a polo shirt. What an asshole, the children are dressed better than this mess of a person.
 
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Whoever that groom is, fair play, punching well above your weight here.
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Meanwhile Shane's beast had to throw on a tarp
and I hear they make these from old tractor tires:
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I'm guessing the two boys are hers from a previous relationship. That brings down her market value considerably. Either way, you can see behind the fixed smile that the poor woman wishes there were fewer disgusting elephants ruining her big day.
 
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