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I remember getting ready to go to a wedding and my buddy's kid was being a real shit about wanting to bring a doll and a bunch of the doll's accessories with her. Instead of being like "YOUR FUCKING DOLL ISN'T ALIVE. IT DOESN'T NEED YOU. IT WILL STILL BE A DOLL WHEN YOU GET HOME." he had his old Hell's Angels dad pretend to babysit the doll while we were at the wedding. I imagine Shane/Pat being similar.
Untied fucking hiking boots. Bending over was too much effort.
That’s the vibe I got from how you can tell he has a big smile because he’s wearing his Star Trek mask for the photo. It’s like a kid bringing his ninja turtles or whatever kids play with so they don’t cry and whine. I think I took a couple GI Joes to a wedding when I was 4. Shane is late 30s / early 40s here.
And from the look of him it’s clear he’s not doing any hiking.
He was also wearing them in his famous gross shirtless selfies. It must be like a safety blanket thing for him.
Oh my God. Why did I do that? A wheelchair bound woman who calls herself a man, has a double ostomy, got her tits cut off, is an alcoholic, drug addict and self harmer, is suicidal, is into reptiles (has one named "Toothless"), and moderates "r/Transmascdicks". Reddit is a real life horror film.
lol Gave him the ole Stalin Treatment.lmao
Oh God its a fucking Star Trek mask. He wore a fucking Star Trek covid mask to a wedding to go along with his 5 dollar XXXL sweat shirt and 50 waist jeans. Did he even shower? Look at his fucking greasy, thin hair.
Thanks for making an effort, Shane. Did you have a wall to spackle after the wedding? Clearly living that life of sheer opulence after retirement.
This reminds me of ‘this one has bones in it!’ lol, TYFYS.
And you can tell how proud he is to be wearing his very special Star Trek mask for the important wedding photos. I’ve never seen someone dress like such a slob for a wedding. Gross long sleeve shirt, jeans, and fucking hiking boots - couldn’t even wear something with a collar like a polo shirt. What an asshole, the children are dressed better than this mess of a person.
lol can you photoshop those big kfc bucket destroying biceps onto the bridelmao
You just made me an offer I can't refuse. Will give it a shot when I get back from work.
Based and armpilled.
I'm guessing the two boys are hers from a previous relationship. That brings down her market value considerably. Either way, you can see behind the fixed smile that the poor woman wishes there were fewer disgusting elephants ruining her big day.