Seriously, what does he think jail will be like?

[Coonskin]

I wonder how the other inmates will feel that he's basically there on his own volition

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

People like Rick live in a delusional media-reality created by the Jewish bloodlines that run this country. Patrick really thinks jail is no big deal for a tough superhero movie enjoyer like him.

Wait until some meth’d out biker-Aryan knocks Pig’s teeth out for smiling or laughing. Let’s see if that badass Hulk-rage comes out in the clink. I bet he checks into protective custody within two weeks.

That’s what I’m thinking, he’s convinced himself he’s the big strong bar fighter who is on the “right side” of history so it will be no problem.

Just look at how stupid he looked at Gen Con - tight fitting shirt that he thinks shows off his big biceps yet actually show how small they are compared to his big fat belly with a backwards hat. Pat surrounds himself with weak losers like Uncle Paul and Hildy so he believes he’s a big tough jock nobody would mess with. Even his bar photos show the clientele of the places he goes is soy boy hipsters or gross man child’s so his self image is all fucked up. He actually believes he’s seen at these bars as “that guy who you don’t want to make angry”

Now throw him in a place where he’s surrounded by the dregs of society that have been in and out of there for years and have nothing to lose.

 

[PickleRickle]

People like Rick live in a delusional media-reality created by the Jewish bloodlines that run this country. Patrick really thinks jail is no big deal for a tough superhero movie enjoyer like him.

Wait until some meth’d out biker-Aryan knocks Pig’s teeth out for smiling or laughing. Let’s see if that badass Hulk-rage comes out in the clink. I bet he checks into protective custody within two weeks.

I dont think he is making it out of there without losing teeth. The first smug cunt look, comment, gesture, or anything and he's fuckin' toast. The moment a guy goes "The fuck you lookin at, boy" its over, Rick will instigate a beatdown just being himself, getting the last word in and all.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I dont think he is making it out of there without losing teeth. The first smug cunt look, comment, gesture, or anything and he's fuckin' toast. The moment a guy goes "The fuck you lookin at, boy" its over, Rick will instigate a beatdown just being himself, getting the last word in and all.

That’s what I’m thinking, Lenny Dykstra got all his teeth knocked out in jail getting into fights, piggy won’t be able to resist making some sarcastic comment or effeminate noise at someone at get popped.

He doesn’t realize people in there don’t have anything to lose and probably have been in there multiple times. Plus he already has a punchable face and behaves like such a bitch they will have fun with him.

 

[Jenna]

Hey Pal, they call me Rusty. Lemme give you a tour of the yard. Now the blacks can be violent, but stay away from them and they'll stay away from you. The Latinos on the other hand, don't get caught looking sideways at them in the shower! This is my group over here, we're a ragtag diverse group of left-wingers who oppose the white supremacists. I think you'll fit in just fine.

 

[PickleRickle]

That’s what I’m thinking, Lenny Dykstra got all his teeth knocked out in jail getting into fights, piggy won’t be able to resist making some sarcastic comment or effeminate noise at someone at get popped.

He doesn’t realize people in there don’t have anything to lose and probably have been in there multiple times. Plus he already has a punchable face and behaves like such a bitch they will have fun with him.

You ever see the Redbar episodes on Dykstras Compound episodes when he's high as fuck on benzos and cant keep his shit together?

 

[Lard Glug]

You ever see the Redbar episodes on Dykstras Compound episodes when he's high as fuck on benzos and cant keep his shit together?

No.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

big biceps tits

 

[LoomisBuckby]

Haha, I guess that's the difference. My relative was a lazy drug dealer who had 6 kids. He loved going to jail, he called it "the frat house" because he got to see all his friends and just fawwwking hang all day.

Wait you’re telling me Trailer Park Boys wasn’t kidding? Ricky was pissed off for getting out during Christmas time because he was gonna miss out on all the fun times with the boys.

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

No Twitter. No beer. It's a real opportunity to dry out, kick habits and lose weight. His own personal hell.

Edit: imagine him being forced to deal with his problems and thoughts 24/7.

 

[EraGodless]

Now I’m not some big actual tough guy like Rick but what does he think jail will be like? Nobody wants to go and will pretty much do anything to NOT go but Pat doesn’t seem to be worried at all about getting locked up.

Does he think Democrats have done all kinds of work to make it enjoyable? Or that he’s really a big tough guy that others are intimidated by? Or that it will be no big deal?

Do you think he will exaggerate his time in jail for his victim story? Seriously!