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Alcoholic Pat tries to make prison wine in the toilet, but his cellmate takes a dump in it.
Pat thinks it was a childish thing to do and reports him
Pat thinks it was a childish thing to do and reports him
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Seriously, what does he think jail will be like?
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He thinks being jailed will lead to his most viral tweet thread of all-time and will get him on all the national news programs. He's insane.
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Maybe to cut the DTs he’ll try fent. He will *definitely* sell ass for access to the Internet/X.
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The worst part isn't even the boredom for me. It's being stuck humoring people you fucking hate talking to. I'd rather read shitty books and do push-ups alone all day every day than have some half retarded 40 year old wigger trying to make me his summer camp buddy. I also hate playing cards. I fucking hate jail.
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You read, Abe?
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I assume he's going to try to get a cell to himself or put in solitary due to being a "celebrity" and at risk because he's a public figure
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Violent Criminal - 'You starin' at me bitch???'
Pat - 'BBBBZZZZTTTT. Wrong, child.'
Things will go exceedingly well for him.
Pat - 'BBBBZZZZTTTT. Wrong, child.'
Things will go exceedingly well for him.
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Remember that clip where he's swinging at the cop and shouting "NO! NO!" like a toddler, and we were all amazed by the cop's restraint in not battering him senseless?
It'll be like that, only prisoners don't have that restraint.
It'll be like that, only prisoners don't have that restraint.
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Haha, I guess that's the difference. My relative was a lazy drug dealer who had 6 kids. He loved going to jail, he called it "the frat house" because he got to see all his friends and just fawwwking hang all day.
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Maybe he can focus on writing a book
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Patrick isn't concerned with what jail will be like, he cares about what he can pretend jail was like to his cat lady audience to make himself look tough.
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He's going to be insufferable. Talking like he did hard time after a couple days in a holding cell.
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You misspelled niggers
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People like Rick live in a delusional media-reality created by the Jewish bloodlines that run this country. Patrick really thinks jail is no big deal for a tough superhero movie enjoyer like him.
Wait until some meth’d out biker-Aryan knocks Pig’s teeth out for smiling or laughing. Let’s see if that badass Hulk-rage comes out in the clink. I bet he checks into protective custody within two weeks.
Wait until some meth’d out biker-Aryan knocks Pig’s teeth out for smiling or laughing. Let’s see if that badass Hulk-rage comes out in the clink. I bet he checks into protective custody within two weeks.