Seriously, what does he think jail will be like?

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Now I’m not some big actual tough guy like Rick but what does he think jail will be like? Nobody wants to go and will pretty much do anything to NOT go but Pat doesn’t seem to be worried at all about getting locked up.

Does he think Democrats have done all kinds of work to make it enjoyable? Or that he’s really a big tough guy that others are intimidated by? Or that it will be no big deal?

Do you think he will exaggerate his time in jail for his victim story? Seriously!

 

[Meownaw]

He only watches capeshit so I assume his view of it is very fat.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Look at the shithole he lives in. Theres roomier toilets in the jernt.

 

[guest]

He's very dumb.

I would imagine this kind of scenario is probably best case for Rick. He's really put a doody hat on himself this time. Can we get a photoshop with Rick in the doody hat? Would be a funny imposter child.

[MEDIA=youtube]hrGjLIssTt0[/MEDIA]

 

[HotDogJoe]

He only watches capeshit so I assume his view of it is very fat.

I guarantee he thinks he'll be like Rorschach if he ends up in there.

YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME, CHILD!

 

[Meownaw]

I guarantee he thinks he'll be like Rorschach if he ends up in there.

YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME, CHILD!

His response about BDA was like that. It was to protect him, child not me.

 

[HH Brother]

He unironically believes this'll be him, funsters.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Pig doesn't live in a nice, safe suburb that he's seen on tv with the clean cell all to himself. He lives in a metropolitan hellscape so he's going to city jail. He'll be in a large pod made up of drunk and drugged nigs passing through on their way to county and drunk and drugged nigs picked up that day. It's not going to be good for the fat man.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

In a word "enjoyable".

 

[N64 Cube]

He'll be childing the prison workers in no time.

 

[Duhne Kuhn]

In the role of fat white lump of a prisoner #7

 

[guest]

He's gonna spend his entire stint scared shitless and mind his own business. Possibly get beat up a few times. Once he's out, get ready for Tall Tales Tomlinson to have story after story of prison fights that he won and black people that he saved from evil maga ABs.

 

[CutesyMissy]

He unironically believes this'll be him, funsters.

Even better:

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

He's gonna be sleeping on a slab of concrete with a 2" mattress and no pillow. With DeAndre and all his buddies surrounding him. I doubt they're going to want to watch star trek. And they're going to steal all his snacks.

 

[Turk February]

It'd be great if his internet detectives finally came through and he just ended up in jail with everyone on here. Enjoy prison with stlaker.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

The "threat" of prison is greatly overstated. I have relatives that have done time, and they say the worst part is the food and boredom.

Prison isn't that bad so long as:

• You keep your mouth shut
• You never fucking steal
• You never, ever, ever fucking snitch
• You don't get involved in bullshit (gambling, loans, gangs, etc.)
• You aren't a chomo, wife-beater, etc.

If fatty gets meek and quiet when he gets locked up he might be ok, as long as he doesn't fall for any new-guy shit-test scams ("hey, I'll be your buddy, let me show you around, this is how the commissary order works, oh, would you mind just buying me this this and this? I'll pay you back next week")

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

He's gonna spend his entire stint scared shitless and mind his own business. Possibly get beat up a few times. Once he's out, get ready for Tall Tales Tomlinson to have story after story of prison fights that he won and black people that he saved from evil maga ABs.

Fully expect him play such hits as: " You should have seen the other guy.." and " I sent him to the infirmary."

 

[Treat Yourself]

Fully expect him play such hits as: " You should have seen the other guy.." and " I sent him to the infirmary."

That will be great as he's saying it sitting on a donut or holding a colostomy bag from being the power bottom he always wanted to be.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I guarantee he thinks he'll be like Rorschach if he ends up in there.

YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME, CHILD!

They really are though, kinda feel bad for the innocent criminals that're gonna have to politely deal with his gay bullshit

 

[Turk February]

They really are though, kinda feel bad for the innocent criminals that're gonna have to politely deal with his gay bullshit

Pat is already fantasizing about starting an inclusive, diverse, and tolerant prison gang called the Reavers.