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SCORCH'S DAILY PFG QUESTION : OFFICIAL THREAD

IanHalperin

Hosting Brunch at a Night Club.
Charcoal all the way, brothermen.
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FamilyDollar

Welcome to our establishment
I'm not even joking, I wanted to be a garbage man and was made fun of for saying so when I was a kid when one of my parents friends asked me what I wanted to be when I got older.

It was one of the earliest moments where I felt ashamed and was probably visibly shaken by it because I remember one of the wives of my parents friend, who used to watch me for a few hours a week, brought it up weeks later when we were in the drive thru of a Dunkin Donuts. She said out of the bluw "I think it's pretty cool that garbage men can just hang from the truck and enjoy the breeze!" which was nice of her to say.

Now I'm just a warehouse supervisor and heavy equipment operator.
So you never fulfilled your dreams? I threw garbage during the summer after my first year in university. It was pretty funny shooting the shit with rural Ontario garbage drivers and hearing their views on politics/life. Some dudes would smoke weed their entire shift and pop pills. The best part was fucking launching recycling bins at houses for no good reason.

I think the most eye opening thing is that even garbage men have their own version of office politics. Just womanly feuds and shit.
 

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
I would have made a Mike Stoklasa reference but i'm afraid i might have misspelled "Sto................WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE, DAD!?
 

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
I mean- I didn't get to know him but still it's like...he was such a dumb, simple man...he didn't deserve to die that way
 
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