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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
SCORCH'S DAILY PFG QUESTION : OFFICIAL THREAD
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I wanted to be a drummer like Sibby. 
I wanted to be a professional handball player but instead I was just a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen.
I'm not even joking, I wanted to be a garbage man and was made fun of for saying so when I was a kid when one of my parents friends asked me what I wanted to be when I got older.
It was one of the earliest moments where I felt ashamed and was probably visibly shaken by it because I remember one of the wives of my parents friend, who used to watch me for a few hours a week, brought it up weeks later when we were in the drive thru of a Dunkin Donuts. She said out of the bluw "I think it's pretty cool that garbage men can just hang from the truck and enjoy the breeze!" which was nice of her to say.
Now I'm just a warehouse supervisor and heavy equipment operator.
It was one of the earliest moments where I felt ashamed and was probably visibly shaken by it because I remember one of the wives of my parents friend, who used to watch me for a few hours a week, brought it up weeks later when we were in the drive thru of a Dunkin Donuts. She said out of the bluw "I think it's pretty cool that garbage men can just hang from the truck and enjoy the breeze!" which was nice of her to say.
Now I'm just a warehouse supervisor and heavy equipment operator.
I didn’t think much of the job as a kid, but then I’d listen to King of All Blacks on Stern talk about his job and it seemed like he barely had to do anything. And nowadays the trucks handle all the garbage. You don’t even have to get out. Last, Men at Work starring Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez is an underrated classic.
This was my favorite toy when I was a kid:
https://images.app.goo.gl/4iWC9i29Yyj4eF2z5
my GI Joes would roll around in the garbage truck and live in this other little farmhouse thing I had, then another group of GI Joes would roll up to the farm on motorcycles or a jeep looking for trouble and get their fucking asses beat. The good guys always rocked the Garbage Gobbler though.
Quotable as fuck. Oh and as for KOAB, he gets his Moen faucets at the expo!
Vanilla soft serve with chocolate syrup and crushed nuts. A cherry on top is nice.
I'm pretty boring!
Mint chip scoop on a waffle cone, no toppings.
Rum and raisin, no cone, that goes into my asshole.
I could have been anything I wanted. So many doors open... Then in a rattling roll slammed shut, one after the other. Where does the time go? Life is cruel and unforgiving, and Scorch is relentless in never letting you forget it, spitting down on you from his throne.
I wish we had an option to choose a Scorch face "rib" that is more valuable than a regular rib.
Hard butter pecan with butterfingers in it
Say butter one more time.
Dude, you’re out of line. Butterfingers and butter pecan are two distinct phrases, that cant be interchanged with different vocabulary.
This isnt fair. It just isnt fair
Made with buttermilk?
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Definitely a cone and hard mint chocolate chip. Little puff of whipped cream on top.
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I’ve got some buttermilk for you RIGHT HERE
I’m sorry i did that
