Sadly, none of this is true except for the fact that he is 42, and will be eating dinner later (alone at Hooligan's most likely)

Ladynyahh

He's big and fat, he's Patrick Tomlinson
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NikkisCrustyGusset

I am the crispy white spot in your soul
“Prezzies” ? good lord. You’re 42, Pat. Nobody even close to your old age says “prezzies”
But you forget that Fatrick is not just tough and intelligent, he is sexually avaricious and a cool and fun guy. It's 'cool' to get a useless Lego typewriter for a birthday in your 40s. It's cool to spend it like you do every fucking day... Alone, drunk and angry at the Internet.
And what's cooler than cool? Fatrick S Tomlinson
 

NikkisCrustyGusset

I am the crispy white spot in your soul
It’s honestly hard to put into words how much I hate this man.
Just when you think you can't despise his fat, smug, purple bloated face he just digs even deeper. Whether it's being a know it all smug goon or hearing that gay queen voice or him trying to sound cool and interesting they all just add to the reasons you want a bailiff to take his stuff and start the divorce saga...
 
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