Corn guy kind of sounds like SpaceEdge
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Sad Chad Zumock has a mini meltdown
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John Rocker was the inspiration for Kenny Powers, and he's funnier than Chad because he's not a stand up comedian.
John Rocker was the inspiration for Kenny Powers, and he's funnier than Chad because he's not a stand up comedian.
Georgia is known for its total lack of recidivism and top-notch family planning
This reads like it was the inspiration for that early cutscene in Eastbound and Down.John Rocker was the inspiration for Kenny Powers, and he's funnier than Chad because he's not a stand up comedian.
"I HAVE REAL LIFE FRIENDS, I TALK TO THEM, I CALL THEM," and then he does the thumb and the pinky phone hand gesture and I immediately didn't believe him.
I CAN HANDLE THINGS IM SMAAHT, not DUMB like everybody SAYS
Does this guy want like Levy and the other comedians to unionize against CM? What the fuck is going on, this is sad.