This got my ribs, Chad Zumock got interviewed by a guy with a corn avatar and finally realized he's a loser. The guy could barely contain his laughter.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Sad Chad Zumock has a mini meltdown
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So is Brennan and Friends actually adding this man added to the fun time gang, or has he been outcast from that already? It seems like everyone in the Compound orbit hates this fag, but he's also always around all of them, all the time, so it's hard to keep up.
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"I don't need a guy who's dressing up like corn to be my friend"
"I don't suck up to corn!"
First of all I want that tattooed in old English on my back. Second of all, he actually thinks he's talking to a guy wearing a corn suit, and not just the mouth and eyeballs photoshopped on the cartoon corn.
The video is a catastrophe for my ribs.
"I don't suck up to corn!"
First of all I want that tattooed in old English on my back. Second of all, he actually thinks he's talking to a guy wearing a corn suit, and not just the mouth and eyeballs photoshopped on the cartoon corn.
The video is a catastrophe for my ribs.
Brennan had a falling out with him (surprise, right) a little over a year ago, and he was cast out, but like herpes sores, he's back with them.
I busted a rib when the guy asked him to rate people on a scale of 1-10 and he did it in reverse.
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I have no idea who the guy is but just the fact that he got so angry talking to CGI corn played the xylophone on my rib cage
THE Chad Zumock?
It was the guy's first interview ever, a couple of times he got flustered and didn't know what to say because Chad was so antagonistic.
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Chad is such a CHAD.
Chad Zumock is the Kenny Powers of Comedy. If Danny McBride ever does a show about comedians, I hope he uses Chad as research.
Even the guy's avatar was doubling over, his ribs hurt so much
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You know you're comedy as fuck when you have an ear of corn rib simpin
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Am i still tripping?
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Probably. But this is real.
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I don’t know why but looking at a talking corn cob is the hardest i’ve laughed in ages.
I was impressed by his self-awareness but then he said the reason he hasn't "made it" is because he tells it like it is.
They’re all faggots. There are no winners except us.
More like "whiners"
I mean, You fellas could do with eating some humble pie and having a chat with an ear of corn!
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I DON'T NEED TO SUCK UP TO CORN!!!
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That really annoyed me
Zumock has this unearned air of superiority, and he thinks he’s doing reverse psychology with his fake humble “I haven’t made it” schtick
Hey shitdick, if you were funny you would be touring and not being interviewed by corn.
Bert is a faggot, but other faggots find him funny because he is not an antagonist abrasive asshole that secretly thinks he’s better than everyone else like zumock and brennan and that gay crew does
You can tell bert was popular in highschool because he knows how to provide social lubricant to keep conversation flowing. The opposite of autism and insecurity
Talking to zumock is like asking a teenager how his day was, you’re going to get some half sarcastic, passive aggressive response because zumock was a loser in highschool and some things just never change