Ryan Reynolds is an unfunny douche

[Mustard's affectation]

Fucking awful Jimmy Carr one-liners "aren't I naughty and sarcastic? tee hee"

I hate this unfunny cunt. He's Hollywood's idea of "funny snarky sarcastic guy" but without any actual edge or humor, just talks quickly with a sarcastic tone, throw in some try hard shock humor and boom you've got a theatre full of retards haha holee shitting at it, it makes me sick.

I've never seen the Deadpool movies cause it gives me douche chills to hear this unfunny uberfag deliver snarky lines. And you know there's some embarrassing fag out there emulating this shit, we've all met those smug faggots in real life, the ones that are 18-29 years old and are awkwardly, pathologically sarcastic with you for no reason, that's all because of Ryan Reynolds.

Try calling Samuel L Jackson a nigger in one of your movies, that would at least qualify as edgy for todays standards and make me at least chuckle.

 

[Turk February]

Fucking awful Jimmy Carr one-liners "aren't I naughty and sarcastic? tee hee"

I hate this unfunny cunt. He's Hollywood's idea of "funny snarky sarcastic guy" but without any actual edge or humor, just talks quickly with a sarcastic tone, throw in some try hard shock humor and boom you've got a theatre full of retards haha holee shitting at it, it makes me sick.

I've never seen the Deadpool movies cause it gives me douche chills to hear this unfunny uberfag deliver snarky lines. And you know there's some embarrassing fag out there emulating this shit, we've all met those smug faggots in real life, the ones that are 18-29 years old and are awkwardly, pathologically sarcastic with you for no reason, that's all because of Ryan Reynolds.

Try calling Samuel L Jackson a nigger in one of your movies, that would at least qualify as edgy for todays standards and make me at least chuckle.

Watching Deadpool felt like watching a low tier college quarterback make a superhero movie.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Watching Deadpool felt like watching a low tier college quarterback make a superhero movie.

That’s a great way of putting it. He’s edgy in a very safe way and since he’s handsome, the mainstream loves it. He’s like Dane Cook but somehow even less edgy.

 

[Coonskin]

He's got pat brain

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I remember they tried to make him like a new Bill Murray at first. He just sucks so much.

 

[AssholeHead]

No wonder him & the Rock don’t like each other. They’re the same corporate shilling try-hards. Everything about him is so incredibly boring.

Just do your dumb movies and shut the fuck up.

 

[Lenny's Comic Footster]

He seems like one of those faggot actors who would do a stand up special

 

[Turry Fawks]

Hard-hitting insightful stuff.

 

[goo gobbler]

THANK YOU

i hate this faggot and don't get how he blew up like he did. zero charisma and the most average looking person alive. the type of celeb that is so confounding you have to wonder what the fag did to become a super star.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Pre dead pool Reynolds was known for that National Lampoons movie with still hot Tara Reid. Then bombs, and Deadpool and now fucker is selling all kinds of shit

 

[FalconeFanClub]

Pre dead pool Reynolds was known for that National Lampoons movie with still hot Tara Reid. Then bombs, and Deadpool and now fucker is selling all kinds of shit

I won’t let you forget that he was also in Waiting. That movie fucking rules.

 

[DMAN]

Fucking awful Jimmy Carr one-liners "aren't I naughty and sarcastic? tee hee"

I hate this unfunny cunt. He's Hollywood's idea of "funny snarky sarcastic guy" but without any actual edge or humor, just talks quickly with a sarcastic tone, throw in some try hard shock humor and boom you've got a theatre full of retards haha holee shitting at it, it makes me sick.

I've never seen the Deadpool movies cause it gives me douche chills to hear this unfunny uberfag deliver snarky lines. And you know there's some embarrassing fag out there emulating this shit, we've all met those smug faggots in real life, the ones that are 18-29 years old and are awkwardly, pathologically sarcastic with you for no reason, that's all because of Ryan Reynolds.

Try calling Samuel L Jackson a nigger in one of your movies, that would at least qualify as edgy for todays standards and make me at least chuckle.

The DMAN caught up with old friends around the time one of the Deadpool movies came out. They forced him to watch the first one on Netflix. The DMAN has completely blanked out any second of that movie because it was such a miserable experience of realizing how The DFRIENDS had decayed mentally. And how the entire time, The DMAN only felt like a party pooper for them because it was such fucking trash unwatchable and hateable he couldn't help but BROOD ... But he was TRYING not to make petty comments (which are of course a signature of The DBRILLIANCE) So the alternative was to pout with his almonds and mustard.

The DMAN does not really speak to any of them much anymore. You can't see someone the same way if you find out they are amused by HATEABLE awful horseshit that makes you want to tear your own hairs out thinking about how many billions were spent and how many millions of dullards cackle like fools at the SLOP, maaaaan!!!!

No, The Deadpool movie was an excruciating experience, to the extent The DMAN has no recollection of any scenes whatsoever, He was so consumed in his own head about how those faggots thought this would impress The DMAN. "Is THIS what they think of THE DMAN?"

 

[DMAN]

I won’t let you forget that he was also in Waiting. That movie fucking rules.

Even as a kid, The DMAN hated that cornball movie. OOOhhh! Badass sarcastic line cook who's got NOTHING to lose! Watch OUT!!!! Don't let HIM take the wheel... THAT RAPSCALLION You know he's up to NO GOOD! In fact he spit in the fries!! LOOK OUT CELLAR TABLE! Here comes your SERVER!

 

[wbgreen]

People liked Deadpool for the same reason they liked The Joker, it's META man!

 

[DMAN]

People liked Deadpool for the same reason they liked The Joker, it's META man!

If they wanted to make a super hero who was a happy mischief maker like Bugs Bunny, like the old school Looney Tunes random ass characters would bust out into some sarcastic verbiage.. That's not what they do. They make even the normal super heros in normal super hero movies a sarcastic bitchy little diva. The Deadpool shit was just utter nonsense with no point.

 

[Mustard's affectation]

The DMAN caught up with old friends around the time one of the Deadpool movies came out. They forced him to watch the first one on Netflix. The DMAN has completely blanked out any second of that movie because it was such a miserable experience of realizing how The DFRIENDS had decayed mentally. And how the entire time, The DMAN only felt like a party pooper for them because it was such fucking trash unwatchable and hateable he couldn't help but BROOD ... But he was TRYING not to make petty comments (which are of course a signature of The DBRILLIANCE) So the alternative was to pout with his almonds and mustard.

The DMAN does not really speak to any of them much anymore. You can't see someone the same way if you find out they are amused by HATEABLE awful horseshit that makes you want to tear your own hairs out thinking about how many billions were spent and how many millions of dullards cackle like fools at the SLOP, maaaaan!!!!

No, The Deadpool movie was an excruciating experience, to the extent The DMAN has no recollection of any scenes whatsoever, He was so consumed in his own head about how those faggots thought this would impress The DMAN. "Is THIS what they think of THE DMAN?"

I bet they were white

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I cant fucking stomach this faggot. How he looks his quirky sarcastic "humor". Him Kevin Hart and the rock can get fucked

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Memba Two Guys, A Girl & A Pizza Place?

 

[LingerLonger]

Think his kids are even his?

 

[lowend73]

Deadpool really did not need a sequel, and another after that last one. The first one got old really fast. And the 2nd was just more fourth wall breaking and witty remarks.

This one looks even worse, but glad to see Hugh Jackman knows what pays the bills. Rather than staring in musicals about PT Barnum.