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Rummage sale. Maybe someone will want the wedding junk this time around

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
WHO THE FUCK SELLS 2 SHEETS OF DRYWALL AND A TUB OF JOINT COMPOUND? Holy shit.
Their wall is still fucked up lol
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PorqueDealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
Fuck, man. I don't know what the low point of her life is: letting Pat impregnate her or living like this.

Currently, even without the burden of 4 kids, Pat can barely provide for himself.
Divorced Pat arc would be great, seeing him try and survive whilst maintaining his vanity career.
Most likely he would latch onto the first female he could manipulate and carry on mooching though.
 

Carol's Stink Blaster

Poot poot poot poot
Currently, even without the burden of 4 kids, Pat can barely provide for himself.
Divorced Pat arc would be great, seeing him try and survive whilst maintaining his vanity career.
Most likely he would latch onto the first female he could manipulate and carry on mooching though.
At his weight it's gonna be some fat slob. What options does he have besides Liz Clarke
 
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