- Forum Clout
- 13,447
Jeans suck now
Radio sucks now
JOSEPH CUMIA: COW
You don’t listen to the radio
And your jeans suck
Stay mad
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
Jeans suck now
Radio sucks now
JOSEPH CUMIA: COW
Sir, I was just making a stupid rhyme.You don’t listen to the radio
And your jeans suck
Stay mad
The Sopranos
Sir, I was just making a stupid rhyme.
Norm Macdonald.
Back in the 90s I traveled to a friend's house out of state. His mother had a bowl of Hershey Kisses on the coffee table. I stayed there for about 4 days and ate a few Kisses every few hours. Bit one in half on the last day there and happened to look at it. Halfway through the chocolate drop: worms. We pulled the rest of the candy out of the bowl and cut them open to find more and more wriggling white worms in the others.Hershey Kisses.
I guess: apologies?Back in the 90s I traveled to a friend's house out of state. His mother had a bowl of Hershey Kisses on the coffee table. I stayed there for about 4 days and ate a few Kisses every few hours. Bit one in half on the last day there and happened to look at it. Halfway through the chocolate drop: worms. We pulled the rest of the candy out of the bowl and cut them open to find more and more wriggling white worms in the others.
I'd been eating maggot candy for at least four days.
What he didnt mention when telling that story, is that he went blind because he was beaned for being a niggerDenis Leary is in that. And am I crazy or does it not make any goddamn sense for James Earl Jones to have played with Babe Ruth? Baseball was segregated Ty Cobb style back then.
Hasn't been funny since 2002, and I might be generous about that. The first season, season-and-a-half maybe, also suck.The Simpsons
You don't think this is funny?Hasn't been funny since 2002, and I might be generous about that. The first season, season-and-a-half maybe, also suck.
Their soundtracks are always fucking shit even though the audio department just had 1 job.Silent movies
You don't think this is funny?
You don't like old timey piano music? I've only seen a few that had truly awful music.Their soundtracks are always fucking shit even though the audio department just had 1 job.
Oh now that you mention it, I guess you can't go wrong with the entertainer.You don't like old timey piano music? I've only seen a few that had truly awful music.
This forum is dedicated exclusively to parody, comedy, and satirical content. None of the statements, opinions, or depictions shared on this platform should be considered or treated as factual information under any circumstances. All content is intended for entertainment purposes only and should be regarded as fictional, exaggerated, or purely the result of personal opinions and creative expression.
Please be aware that this forum may feature discussions and content related to taboo, controversial, or potentially offensive subjects. The purpose of this content is not to incite harm but to engage in satire and explore the boundaries of humor. If you are sensitive to such subjects or are easily offended, we kindly advise that you leave the forum.
Any similarities to real people, events, or situations are either coincidental or based on real-life inspirations but used within the context of fair use satire. By accepting this disclaimer, you acknowledge and understand that the content found within this forum is strictly meant for parody, satire, and entertainment. You agree not to hold the forum, its administrators, moderators, or users responsible for any content that may be perceived as offensive or inappropriate. You enter and participate in this forum at your own risk, with full awareness that everything on this platform is purely comedic, satirical, or opinion-based, and should never be taken as factual information.
If any information or discussion on this platform triggers distressing emotions or thoughts, please leave immediately and consider seeking assistance.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): Phone: 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) Website: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/