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[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'm going to post it on r/legaladvice

Yes! That would be brilliant!

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Pat should really thank his lucky stars he was born in the time and place he was. At any other time in human history, someone as stupid as him would've been in deep shit every second of the day.

I thank the stars we get to witness his retardation, as opposed to him being the village idiot/Boo Radley

More like Moo Radley

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Yes! That would be brilliant!

Would it?

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

You generally can't.

Perjury on the other hand . . .

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

What did the contents pages of this document look like?

Hearsay ... ... ... ... ... ... ... pages 1 to 12
Conjecture ... ... ... ... ... ... pages 13 to 19
Inadmissible specifics ... pages 20 to 25
Further rambling ... ... ... .pages 26 to 27

 

[Will Tate]

What did the contents pages of this document look like?

Hearsay ... ... ... ... ... ... ... pages 1 to 12
Conjecture ... ... ... ... ... ... pages 13 to 19
Inadmissible specifics ... pages 20 to 25
Further rambling ... ... ... .pages 26 to 27

Crybaby faggot oinking pages 1-27

 

[Chive Turkey]

This might be even better than the original Wisconsin suit. I desperately want to read this in full.