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You know, a lot people hope Pat wins millions of dollars in the settlement.
Call me an uneducated contrarian, and this may come as a shock to everyone, but you know what I hope? ...THAT HE DOESN'T!
That's because you're getting emotional about it, Dougie. You're thinking about all the fun you'd have with a 5 mill pay day and ignoring how basically Pat would fuck up with the same poorest rich guy outcome.
1 - First of all, he'd leave Nikki immediately.
This would both get him into legit legal trouble with MiL and also scorch earth his feminist ally credentials.
He'd hook up with the most brazen blonde barbie gold digging slut; the epitome of every popular Mean Girl who never gave him the time of day in his youth.
If he'd actually got pussy in his late teens/20s, he'd know most of them suck shit in bed.
2 - his gluttony and alcoholism would run away with him. He'd be 400 lbs by Thanksgiving 2025.
3 - he's retarded and poor. He'd cream 80% of his cash on depreciating products like new cars and boats. He's the kind of dumb shit who'd buy a yacht without realising it's a bottomless pit of mooring and maintenance costs.