They know a judge would see right through the bullshit. So they want to try and dupe 12 retards who couldn't figure out how to get out of jury duty into feeling bad for them and handing them a win.
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Robinson et al v. City of Milwaukee et al
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I wonder why the fuck these lawyers take these jobs where their plaintiff obviously has no case. Are they just stupid? Or are they grifting? If they’re grifting, is that worth their reputation? It also assumes the lawyer is being paid up front rather than on the agreement of a settlement. But if theres no case…theres no settlement. I just don’t get it. Is it not in their ethical code or whatever to not string along clients?
cachorro
Patrick isn’t getting any lawyers that work on contingency for this shit. That’s all I’m saying.
I just assume that they're taking the money up front and have no reputation to lose. Law schools were graduating 10s of thousands of more leeches than society needed, per year, just under a decade ago. Back in 2015 you couldn't read about anything law related without someone sounding off how there were way too many of them.
Plenty of these losers around
The Strang in Strang Bradley is Dean Strang, famous for representing Steven Avery in the Netflix documentary Making a Murderer.
Of all the attorneys in the state of Wisconsin, he went to the law firm known for pissing off law enforcement so much they made a documentary alleging the cops were so mad at Steven, they framed him for murder.
This thing just gets stupider and stupider.
Of all the attorneys in the state of Wisconsin, he went to the law firm known for pissing off law enforcement so much they made a documentary alleging the cops were so mad at Steven, they framed him for murder.
This thing just gets stupider and stupider.
Hey, one dog goes one way, da udda dog goes da udda way!
This is never going to end right?
I thought 2023 was top tier Tomlinson. Now this. I don’t how much higher this could go unless Trump gets reelected and Pat assassinates him in 2025.
This is just par for course with Rick, he always doubles down.
cachorro
People don’t realize that the vast majority of independent and small practice lawyers are closer to Saul Goodman than Harvey Specter. These niggas get through the pipeline with every shortcut imaginable (including, perhaps, a few of our own brothermen!) and when they get rejected from jobs at real firms because their degree doesn’t have Stanford or Harvard written on it they go apeshit.
There’s a reason ambulance chaser is so ubiquitous in our language.
I'd agree with you if he was a various brown. He's a white guy so he ain't getting shit
Why would a city just settle something like this? What is the police force supposed to do? I'm not saying it can't or won't happen but I think the notion that they'll just pay then to go away doesn't make sense. I'm sure it's been brought up already but wouldn't it set them up for everyone suing for everything all the time? They're responding to the calls whether they're fake or not.
Unless the police force is swaTTing fatty themselves I think it would be in their best interest to defend what they're doing. This is why the swats are complete faggotry no matter who's doing it. What a waste of resources.
Also, it looks like Pat's legal team simply signed off and inputted what Pat and Niki wrote to them into a legal document. Yes, of course thats what lawsuit is but there's so much backstory and inconsistencies that they could question them on. I mean, they surely have a signature page where Pat and Niki swear it's all true and that the legal team takes it as such and gets paid regardless of what comes out? Where does he find find these lawyers? Oh, right.
Unless the police force is swaTTing fatty themselves I think it would be in their best interest to defend what they're doing. This is why the swats are complete faggotry no matter who's doing it. What a waste of resources.
Also, it looks like Pat's legal team simply signed off and inputted what Pat and Niki wrote to them into a legal document. Yes, of course thats what lawsuit is but there's so much backstory and inconsistencies that they could question them on. I mean, they surely have a signature page where Pat and Niki swear it's all true and that the legal team takes it as such and gets paid regardless of what comes out? Where does he find find these lawyers? Oh, right.
It's not just some random ambulance chaser. Like Carrie Goldberg, he went to arguably the biggest "celebrity" law firm in the state of Wisconsin.
Keep in mind, this is not the law firm who negotiated the financial payout for Avery spending 18 years in prison on a rape he didn't commit.
This is the law firm that unsuccessfully represented him in the murder of Teresa Halbach, then cried that the cops organized a frame job after Avery was sent to prison.
But muh lawyer was on Megyn Kelly, therefore he is worth every penny, child.
I want him to fail and get shot by the secret service but be taken in alive so we get another court episode.
cachorro
Well since ya put it that way!
It’s probably a new associate who saw this asshole in court all the time so he ran to a partner “look boss! I signed a new client that’s gonna bring in lots of billables!”
If the lawyers representing Pat are informed of his history of evidence planting and twitter conduct, which I'm sure they will be at some point, won't ignoring that look really bad when it starts coming up in the defense? I have to believe that they were only told one side of the story.