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Does Officer Petersen suffer from Polio?
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Does Officer Petersen suffer from Polio?
New complaint just dropped (thanks kiwifarms). Many more details from each incident.
In addition to Lyndon Evans, Patrick now names Milwaukee PD officers Christian Garrido, Bradley Orlando, John Kohler, Jacob Wasechek, Fidah Mustafa, Sean Carleton, Nathaniel Peterson, Paul Vento, and Nicole Plevak.
16, dick, never had to be in a lawsuit, but I assume that kind of thing would be first on the list in evidence gathering. While the documents so far read like a very fat retard wrote them, he does apparently have lawyers working on this who can get that kind of thing easily. I wonder if he's writing his own motions to cut costs. It would be classic rick to save 100 dollars on a several hundred thousand dollar lawyer bill by choosing to write the motions himself. It also gives him a chance to add his Professional Author touch that has made him so famous.
One thing I just thought about is how win or lose the lawyers, and to a lesser extent pat, will get theirs in the end unless it blows up in their face in a spectacular way. Isn't this firm featured in one of netflix's true crime bullshits? Everyone involved wants to make a name for themselves, and there's always potential and a payday by needlessly escalating things. Hmm. What point was I making?
I have no idea how common it is in legal filings but seeing Pat repeatedly use italics to emotionally emphasize something in this legal filing is hurtin my dear old ribs.edit: That was statement 6. Followed by two ad hominems, another one staring with "But", and then a histrionic use of "insanity". I commented way too soon. I kinda pray this it's fake as it's just too fucking dumb.
I have no idea how common it is in legal filings but seeing Pat repeatedly use italics to emotionally emphasize something in this legal filing is hurtin my dear old ribs.
I think its pat writing most if not all of it.Beginning sentences with "But" is common in legal filings and is technically grammatically correct, or at least accepted.
Using italics for emphasis is even more common and accepted.
It's possible Fatso's lawyers sound just as emotional and dumb as Fatso, but all of this looks like typical legal ramblings by actual lawyers (it's usually their paralegals who write these too depending on the size of the firm).
Edit: If his lawyers took his case for a reduced retainer on the agreement that he and his dopey wife would write most of the motions/arguments/answers, that is also not uncommon. The lawyers will edit what is sent to them by their clients so as to protect themselves from sanctions, etc. before its filed, but the lawyers are doing what is asked of them to do by their clients, and that's their job.
I think its pat writing most if not all of it.
Im pretty sure he used " wherefore" in the pro se motion that he filed. I remember making fun of it. I bet a lot of this is a direct copy/paste from that motion filing.
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Found it
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What I find interesting is for the amount of times pat claims he was swatted that there are only a handful that he actual references by date in his case.
His attorneys participated in a Netflix documentary wherein the subject of the documentary had an active lawsuit against Manitowac (WI) county PD for being WRONGFULLY IMPRISONED for 18 YEARS. In the middle of the lolsuit, the subject was arrested for murder, was offered a tiny settlement by the city while awaiting his murder trial, and the documentary basically posits that the subject was framed for murder so the city could get out of the lolsuit. They make a very convincing case even if most people here still think the guy was actually guilty of murder.One thing I just thought about is how win or lose the lawyers, and to a lesser extent pat, will get theirs in the end unless it blows up in their face in a spectacular way. Isn't this firm featured in one of netflix's true crime bullshits? Everyone involved wants to make a name for themselves, and there's always potential and a payday by needlessly escalating things. Hmm. What point was I making?
His attorneys participated in a Netflix documentary wherein the subject of the documentary had an active lawsuit against Manitowac (WI) county PD for being WRONGFULLY IMPRISONED for 18 YEARS. In the middle of the lolsuit, the subject was arrested for murder, was offered a tiny settlement by the city while awaiting his murder trial, and the documentary basically posits that the subject was framed for murder so the city could get out of the lolsuit. They make a very convincing case even if most people here still think the guy was actually guilty of murder.
In Pat's case, it's not crazy to think that he anticipates being arrested for ordering all the swats to his house from Torswats, so he files a lolsuit against the MPD and hires the same fucking lawyers from the Netflix show to get ahead of it, so that when he is eventually arrested, he can say "Look! They're retaliating against me because I filed a lawsuit against them! They have a history of doing this!"
Yeah I know anytime I tell my manager they are wrong, it goes over well. Lol.If the SWATtings were real, all ugly dumbo-eared Niki would have to do is show her face but they were faking the SWATS and baiting the cops, it's all so obvious. And he expects a patrol officer to try and overrule his Sergeant on scene when it comes to an uncooperative subject. Pat is truly a special kind of moron.
And I do love that the fucking retard is writing his own legal documents, my God what a show this is.
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Robinson et al v. City of Milwaukee et al
Civil Rights: Other case filed on February 28, 2024 in the Wisconsin Eastern District Courtdockets.justia.com
can I get a legal contract with cops not to search my home? There are only profitable upsides to that, I think.View attachment 196693
Suing the police over a he said/she said issue. Suing the police over "I was told on the phone that my home is never to be searched" and expecting everyone to just take your word for it.
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